tatty bojangles (
apocalypsos) wrote2008-04-10 02:31 pm
BLARGH.
Dear Flying Spaghetti Monster,
I still want to vomit again, so if it's not too much trouble, do you think you could use your noodly appendage to make sure that I get asked if I'd like a layoff when I come in this week? I'm next on the list after Jess and it's a short work week, so I'll make about the same from unemployment as I would if I were working. Pretty please? I'll spend all week writing, I swear. Witches' honor and everything.
Sincerely,
Me
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Dear new story idea,
You're small but clever. Please do me the favor of not sucking after you've grown a bit.
Sincerely,
Me
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Dear other new story idea,
The longer I think about you, the darker you get. And you're developing a theme. When the hell did my bullshit entertainment start growing themes?
Sincerely,
Me
I still want to vomit again, so if it's not too much trouble, do you think you could use your noodly appendage to make sure that I get asked if I'd like a layoff when I come in this week? I'm next on the list after Jess and it's a short work week, so I'll make about the same from unemployment as I would if I were working. Pretty please? I'll spend all week writing, I swear. Witches' honor and everything.
Sincerely,
Me
*
Dear new story idea,
You're small but clever. Please do me the favor of not sucking after you've grown a bit.
Sincerely,
Me
*
Dear other new story idea,
The longer I think about you, the darker you get. And you're developing a theme. When the hell did my bullshit entertainment start growing themes?
Sincerely,
Me
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I woke up to my downstairs neighbor's kid screaming bloody murder.
Hope you feel better :)
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Don't you hate that? "Okay, so Jared is a detective on the rise and Jensen is the jewel thief that he can't keep his hands off of...when the hell did I start talking about imperialism?"
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