BLARGH.

[apocalypsos]

Dear Flying Spaghetti Monster,

I still want to vomit again, so if it's not too much trouble, do you think you could use your noodly appendage to make sure that I get asked if I'd like a layoff when I come in this week? I'm next on the list after Jess and it's a short work week, so I'll make about the same from unemployment as I would if I were working. Pretty please? I'll spend all week writing, I swear. Witches' honor and everything.

Sincerely,

Me

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Dear new story idea,

You're small but clever. Please do me the favor of not sucking after you've grown a bit.

Sincerely,

Me

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Dear other new story idea,

The longer I think about you, the darker you get. And you're developing a theme. When the hell did my bullshit entertainment start growing themes?

Sincerely,

Me

Comments

[ficangel.livejournal.com]

I think that all writers do that, on some level. It's just the list of things that you're fascinated by bubbling up to the surface. (Even in a PWP, after all, you're advertising the things that you think are sexy.)