Oh, MAN.

[apocalypsos]

I'm finally catching this week's Tabatha's Salon Takeover. Jesus, I want her to beat this man unconscious. I swear, all of these salon owners are:

A.) Professional idiots.
B.) Behaving as if she showed up out of the blue without them contacting the show.
C.) Smug bastards.

She needs the legal leeway to commit assaults on a weekly basis.

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All the Ryan Lochte/Michael Phelps fic I've read since the Olympics and I have yet to see one using the tearaway pants from the Rosetta Stone commercial. COME ON, people.

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They haven't cancelled my overtime for tonight. Which on one hand, YAY, but on another hand, BOO.

Comments

[marag.livejournal.com]

Are you watching the one at del Cielo, with smug asshole Michael? Seriously, I want him beaten soundly. That's what I've got on now and I love Tabitha :D

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

YES OMG. He needs to be hit. With a TRUCK.

It's becoming blatantly obvious that the stylists are great and Michael is a total jackhole.

[marag.livejournal.com]

I keep expecting to see Tabitha on the phone hiring a hit man to take him out. Dude, I can see why his staff lacks the slightest respect for him! Taking a nap while his staff are being evaluated? Wow, that's cold.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA, Tabatha let him step right into that mess of a consultation. *dies*

[marag.livejournal.com]

I actually had to mute it, because I actually could not bear to hear him make that much of a fool of himself. ::hides under couch::

I can't watch!

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Ack, it's getting worse. God, what a douchebag. Why can't they fire HIM?

[marag.livejournal.com]

OMG, I unmuted long enough to hear a few moments of his haircut. Did he just accuse the creative director of the Vidal Sassoon Academy of cutting unevenly? Seriously? Tell me I just imagined that.

Tabitha should just find these stylists new jobs, since they seem to have a clue.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

YES. And he doesn't even seem to get why that's a fucking problem! And listen to him to talk to the ex! "Oh, my haircut was so good!"

He and the ex need to be thrown into the dumpster and sent on their merry way. Asshats. (I could see how those chairs would suck in a salon but I kind of want one for my apartment.)

[laughingacademy.livejournal.com]

Man, wait til you see the teaser for the next episode.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Does she actually beat someone unconscious?! *hopes*

Oh, my God, I can't believe he's actually accusing THEM of being divas. Oh, honey, NO.

[marag.livejournal.com]

I would pay good money to see Tabitha get the chance to beat Michael with a 2x4. ::digs for wallet::

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I just want him (and the ex) away from those poor stylists. Yuck.

[laughingacademy.livejournal.com]

No, but oh, lord, judging from the clip she had sufficient provocation.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I don't get why these people are annoyed. Seriously, they called HER. And it's not like they haven't seen her. She wasn't any nicer on Shear Genius!

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I just saw the preview.

DOG SHIT?! *headdesk*

[elbiesee.livejournal.com]

I was going to say something about my love for Tabatha, but I got sidetracked by the Lochte/Phelps fic. WHERE?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Check out hackthis. She's been writing and reccing fic for a few weeks now. :)

[elbiesee.livejournal.com]

Woohoo! I needed something to do for the three-day weekend...

*goes forth*

[spyderqueen.livejournal.com]

I was comparing TST to Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares and I have to say, TST's star is prettier and the people she's dealing with deserve her vitriol far more than anyone I've ever seen on RKN. I love Tabatha.

At least Michael shaped up a bit; Stephen on the other hand....

[tinyplasticmeat.livejournal.com]

On the one hand, yes.

On the other, my hairstylist took a leave of absence from her salon when they allowed Tabatha to film there in return for a complete salon makeover...and the stuff she told me about (as her coworkers who stayed relayed to her) was awful...

They didn't feed the stylists the whole day, and bitched at them until they were catty enough for the show. They fired someone that they didn't think was "good" enough, and that person didn't know for a month whether or not she had a job to come back to after Tabatha left. They made fun of all the stylists and told them that none of them should ever have been let out of beautician school...

So yeah. Some of these places, I applaud her. Others, I feel very very bad for.