Oh, MAN.

[apocalypsos]

I'm finally catching this week's Tabatha's Salon Takeover. Jesus, I want her to beat this man unconscious. I swear, all of these salon owners are:

A.) Professional idiots.
B.) Behaving as if she showed up out of the blue without them contacting the show.
C.) Smug bastards.

She needs the legal leeway to commit assaults on a weekly basis.

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All the Ryan Lochte/Michael Phelps fic I've read since the Olympics and I have yet to see one using the tearaway pants from the Rosetta Stone commercial. COME ON, people.

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They haven't cancelled my overtime for tonight. Which on one hand, YAY, but on another hand, BOO.

Comments

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

YES OMG. He needs to be hit. With a TRUCK.

It's becoming blatantly obvious that the stylists are great and Michael is a total jackhole.

[marag.livejournal.com]

I keep expecting to see Tabitha on the phone hiring a hit man to take him out. Dude, I can see why his staff lacks the slightest respect for him! Taking a nap while his staff are being evaluated? Wow, that's cold.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA, Tabatha let him step right into that mess of a consultation. *dies*

[marag.livejournal.com]

I actually had to mute it, because I actually could not bear to hear him make that much of a fool of himself. ::hides under couch::

I can't watch!

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Ack, it's getting worse. God, what a douchebag. Why can't they fire HIM?

[marag.livejournal.com]

OMG, I unmuted long enough to hear a few moments of his haircut. Did he just accuse the creative director of the Vidal Sassoon Academy of cutting unevenly? Seriously? Tell me I just imagined that.

Tabitha should just find these stylists new jobs, since they seem to have a clue.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

YES. And he doesn't even seem to get why that's a fucking problem! And listen to him to talk to the ex! "Oh, my haircut was so good!"

He and the ex need to be thrown into the dumpster and sent on their merry way. Asshats. (I could see how those chairs would suck in a salon but I kind of want one for my apartment.)