And yet I keep doing it, because I am above all else an utter dumbass.

Troll Princess's Rule Of Red Sauce:

If I am eating anything with red sauce, I will get drops of sauce all over anything lighter-colored than black that I might be wearing. Yes, including socks.

*grumbles and wanders off to change shirts before work*

EDIT: Laura and Michael from Project Runway are Veronica and Wallace from Veronica Mars in twenty years. Or something.