And yet I keep doing it, because I am above all else an utter dumbass.

[apocalypsos]

Troll Princess's Rule Of Red Sauce:

If I am eating anything with red sauce, I will get drops of sauce all over anything lighter-colored than black that I might be wearing. Yes, including socks.

*grumbles and wanders off to change shirts before work*

EDIT: Laura and Michael from Project Runway are Veronica and Wallace from Veronica Mars in twenty years. Or something.

Comments

[mercymydarling.livejournal.com]

I am the same way, but unfortunately it's with anything that is sure to stain. If it will stain, it will be on my clothes. *PFFT*

[sadiekate.livejournal.com]

EDIT: Laura and Michael from Project Runway are Veronica and Wallace from Veronica Mars in twenty years. Or something.

ZOMG YES.

I sort of want to fic Wallace and Veronica watching Project Runway now. It's Wallace's idea, of course. Because of the models. And Veronica can really be not into it, but then she gets sucked in against her will. And when Laura is bitching at Keith about the sewing machines, and says she's looking out for her man, Wallace can tease Veronica and say that's like the two of them. And Veronica can be so appalled at being compared to Laura. And Wallace can say that if she keeps hooking up with rich bos, she could very well end up living on the Upper East Side and cranking out children. And Veronica can kick him.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Dude, I will get a firstborn from somewhere and give it to you if you do that. *begs and pleads*

[lots42.livejournal.com]

I never actually seem to spill on my ripped, house-only clothes, just on the nice ones.

[poppymoon.livejournal.com]

Everytime I wear a certain lavender shirt I get asked out to lunch, and I can guarantee that I will not leave the table without spilling on it.
I go through a lot of Shout.

[supesfan88.livejournal.com]

Eating ribs...and yellow shirts ... same as red sauce and white shirts (Kelseys for dinner on Saturday...fantastic...sauce everywhere, but in my mouth most of the time)