Maybe it would be better if I just popped it out of its socket like the arm of a Barbie doll.

You know that shoulder that I slammed into the street when I tripped yesterday taking out the garbage?

OW.

I don't take it as a good sign that I can't lift my arm any high than breast level before I whimper.

Ooo, now I totally want to go to Borders and read SPN porn in the cafe.

Okay, so I've never had wireless before. So I brought Dean Jr. up to my parents's house for the party to kill time and tried it now.

Dude. DUDE.

My social life really does not need this kind of a dent in it, is what I'm saying.

*whimpers*

*cuddles Dean Jr. to chest*

Reason #435,601 why my family is awesome.

When we were taking the family photo and everybody was gathering up and yammering up a storm, my great-aunt saw my uncle's boyfriend going to stand over on the other side of the group and yelled, "I want him to stand over by me! That's my nephew!"

HEE. They're so cute sometimes. *cuddles them all*