I seem to have a thing for designers who randomly drop the word "motherfucking" into sentences.

*squeals* I cannot WAIT for this week's Project Runway.

( Because I've seen the preview on Bravo's website, that's why. )

I'm old compared to everybody younger than me.

What I want for my birthday in a little less than two months:

1. Jensen Ackles.
2. Fic.
3. New clothes.
4. A puppy.
5. World domination.

After that, I'm good, I think.

EDIT: And heck, because iseult_variante asked ...

( My wish list for fics )

Oh, I almost forgot.

Because no family gathering would be complete without somebody saying something stupid about my tattoos ...

(My 14-year-old cousin says something about wanting a Breaking Benjamin tattoo.)
Me: NO. No boyfriend's name, no stupid cartoons, and NO BAND TATTOOS. If you're going to get anything, for God's sake, don't get something from a band. (Unless it's someone MUCH better than Breaking Benjamin, but I didn't tell her that.)
Her dad: Oh, come on, you have a movie tattoo! *points to my LotR tat*
Me: That's a book tattoo. I didn't get it because it was in the films. I got it because I wanted something from fantasy or horror literature.
Her dad: Yeah, but they made it into a movie, didn't they?
Me: *headdesk*

This, by the way, is the same man who got Elmer Fudd as a devil on his arm.

Oh, and somebody just called to cancel my overtime for tomorrow night at 10:30 at night. I mean, I know I work night shift, but come ON.