I'm old compared to everybody younger than me.

[apocalypsos]

What I want for my birthday in a little less than two months:

1. Jensen Ackles.
2. Fic.
3. New clothes.
4. A puppy.
5. World domination.

After that, I'm good, I think.

EDIT: And heck, because iseult_variante asked ...

Hm, off the top of my head ...

Supernatural

1. Really long, really hot, really drawn-out smut in weird places and under weird circumstances. Like, Dean and his cock with a haunted candlestick in the conservatory. Except ... you know, better.
2. Dean with powers. Or Sam with more powers. Or John with powers. Or Mary or Jess or ... you know what? Anybody with powers works for me.
3. Dean and Sam as knights. OH, COME ON.
4. Dean turns out to be really fabulously great at something we'd never expect him to be, and he's actually proud of it. (You know, like sewing and cross-stitching and cooking. *snickers*)
5. If high school Dean were to have hooked up with a geeky redheaded bookworm nobody else noticed, I might like that a little. *shifty eyes*
6. If somebody wrote John hooking up with Charley Baltimore from The Long Kiss Goodnight, it would mean I don't have to. *more shifty eyes*
7. I mentioned Dean with powers, right? 'Cause seriously, that may be my bulletproof Dean kink right there.
8. Oh, speaking of things someone else needs to wite so I don't have to ... John/Jess. *runs and hides*
9. Supernatural/The Office. Aaaaand, GO.
10. Winchesters: The Next Generation. Either Sam and/or Dean with their kids, training or not. Although I'd prefer if they hunted, too.
11. Why Mary said, "I'm sorry."
12. Dean and Sam as old men still hunting together. Because, HEEEEE.
13. SMUT. I know I already said it, but much like with Dean with powers, I can't stress that enough.

Grey's Anatomy

1. Izzie/Denny AU where they got their happy ending.

Project Runway

1. Somebody write me Robert/Kayne or Laura/Michael friendship fics. No hooking up, just being snarky with one another and hanging out and stuff.

Veronica Mars

1. Mac/Dick. There's not nearly enough good Mac/Dick fic out there. (Heh. It amuses me that when I wrote Dark Places Where Monsters Dwell, I hadn't ever seen anything remotely Mac/Dick, so when tons of it starting coming out after the finale, I died.)
2. AUs where Meg lived to keep her baby. Or where Duncan stayed in Neptune with the baby and Veronica and Logan end up being Aunt Veronica and Uncle Logan. (Except, you know, not like that. And not her twenty years down the line thinking about how romaaaaaantic Aunt Ronnie and Uncle Logan were. I ship 'em, but ... *gags*)
3. Madison finds out about the baby switch, and through a comedy of errors she and Mac become friends. Or sisters, or not, or whatever.

The Office US

1. Jim/Pam. Jiiiiim/Paaaaaam. JIM/PAM. Enough said.

Heroes

1. Dude, it's not even out yet and I want fic. *trembles*

Comments

[coyotegoth.livejournal.com]

In that order?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm pretty sure I could get all the rest if I just had the world domination, but Jensen first. *nods solemnly*

[mercymydarling.livejournal.com]

Minions are the key to world domination. Recruit, recruit!

[palmetto.livejournal.com]

What kind of puppy? Small and yappy? Large and lazy? A retriever that chews?

[arabella-hope.livejournal.com]

Really now...do you really want that puppy? You'd have to stop all the Jensen sexing to walk and feed it and...really.

[paddle-slut.livejournal.com]

i think i can help with the whole world domination thing...but the rest...you're on your own

[rose-in-texas.livejournal.com]

Of all of those, the puppy seems the easiest goal to achieve, if the upkeep is probably a little steep.

[katbcoll.livejournal.com]

If you haven't used 1. all up by November, can I have him for my birthday? *snerks*

[vanillafluffy.livejournal.com]

Fic. Maybe. If I get my act together....

(Gee, maybe I should make out a list. Mine's next month, too....)

[iseult-variante.livejournal.com]

See, but what kind of fic do you want? ;)

... because, really, in that case, when you win, we ALL win. As opposed to with Jensen, who clearly needs to be cloned repeatedly.

[iseult-variante.livejournal.com]

Oooo, that's a good list. I hope you get some of that, particularly... hmm. All of the SPN ones, but especially 2 (somewhere there was talk of 3... where was that... ah, here.) and VMars #3, because that seems like it would be comedy gold with an underlying sweetness. (Two weeks until the s2 DVDs come to us in the wilds of Canadia! Eeee!)

[veradeath.livejournal.com]

Nice list.

I'll try and work on some fic. Because there really does need to be more powers!Dean. *nods solemnly*

[flossums.livejournal.com]

3. Dean and Sam as knights. OH, COME ON.

If someone writes that, you're going to have to share. PLEASE. Regency-era Dean and Sam would be pretty sweet too.

(My one major fic-kink wish? Someone writing Dean/Crowley from Good Omens. It'd be a match made in heaven XD)

[mikhale.livejournal.com]

10. Winchesters: The Next Generation. Either Sam and/or Dean with their kids, training or not. Although I'd prefer if they hunted, too.

How about a 16 year old that they picked up who has powers too?

Also, yes. There needs to be more powers!Dean. Have you read clex_monkie89's Five Powers That Dean Never Had?

If you're nice and give me cheesecake, I'll write you a powers!Dean.

[casapazzo.livejournal.com]

Dean with powers fic is always good. Speaking of which, did you see monkiedude's entry for the Kink/Cliche Challenge? There the Crevasse - very amusing (mental games of "I'm not touching you") and hot Sam/Dean porn.