A useless post ...

[apocalypsos]

Because I'm cleaning up story files and I have this quote from an unwritten X-Men movieverse fic lying around ...

Kitty: "What could possibly make you think Scott is gay?"
John: "Jean was really a man."
Jubilee: "Are you on crack?"
John: "Oh, come on. No woman looks that good in real life."
Bobby: "So the only way Jean could look that gorgeous is if she had a penis."
John: "Exactly." *nods solemnly*

Ooo, and Hildi's painting a television on Trading Spaces. Hildi, I hope someone kicks you hard where food comes out. Grrr.

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Now that you mention it...

[amproof.livejournal.com]

She *does* kind of make me think of transvestism.

Hmm...

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

I fear you.

On the other hand, Jean is taller than him. And that hair is obviously fake.

... So does my Famke Janssen lust now make me gay?

[fairestcat]

Some fascinating locic there... I have to say, that's some hella good plastic surgery Jean must have had in those tight costumes...

Oh, and I love your icon.

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[lots42.livejournal.com]

Jean's telepathic. She just makes other people not notice her bulging package