A useless post ...
Feb. 1st, 2004 12:20 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosBecause I'm cleaning up story files and I have this quote from an unwritten X-Men movieverse fic lying around ...
Kitty: "What could possibly make you think Scott is gay?"
John: "Jean was really a man."
Jubilee: "Are you on crack?"
John: "Oh, come on. No woman looks that good in real life."
Bobby: "So the only way Jean could look that gorgeous is if she had a penis."
John: "Exactly." *nods solemnly*
Ooo, and Hildi's painting a television on Trading Spaces. Hildi, I hope someone kicks you hard where food comes out. Grrr.
Kitty: "What could possibly make you think Scott is gay?"
John: "Jean was really a man."
Jubilee: "Are you on crack?"
John: "Oh, come on. No woman looks that good in real life."
Bobby: "So the only way Jean could look that gorgeous is if she had a penis."
John: "Exactly." *nods solemnly*
Ooo, and Hildi's painting a television on Trading Spaces. Hildi, I hope someone kicks you hard where food comes out. Grrr.
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Now that you mention it...
Date: 2004-02-01 09:30 am (UTC)Hmm...
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Date: 2004-02-01 09:41 am (UTC)On the other hand, Jean is taller than him. And that hair is obviously fake.
... So does my Famke Janssen lust now make me gay?
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Date: 2004-02-01 12:05 pm (UTC)Oh, and I love your icon.
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Date: 2004-02-01 02:43 pm (UTC)