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tatty bojangles ([personal profile] apocalypsos) wrote2004-06-07 06:59 pm

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Bosslady was shocked -- shocked, I tell you! -- when I asked her how we were going to handle Thursday. Apparently, even though I've been telling her I'd be leaving on Thursday afternoon for two months every single bloody time she asked me about this trip, she hasn't heard me any of those times. You know, I'm seriously starting to think I'm speaking in tongues and I just don't know it.

Also, yesterday I bought the new Bertie Bott's beans, and it's got three new flavors -- soap, earthworm, and spaghetti. I bought them for my brother, but I'm seriously fighting the temptation to open them to try those spaghetti jellybeans. Mmm ... spaghetti ...

[identity profile] muffytaj.livejournal.com 2004-06-07 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah, we never understand a word you say, we just smile and nod, and hope for free sex.

[identity profile] apocalypsos.livejournal.com 2004-06-07 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
*shags you rotten just for asking for it sideways*

Ah, sex. The international language of ... uh, somethin'.

[identity profile] milkshake-b.livejournal.com 2004-06-07 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm thinking that sex is the international language of sex.

[identity profile] lots42.livejournal.com 2004-06-07 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I made my old boss sign off on my personal time schedule. I wrote down the times I work and she iniatilized it.

P.S. I know I can't spell

[identity profile] sleepyaardvark.livejournal.com 2004-06-08 08:20 am (UTC)(link)
I don't mean to rain on your jellybean parade, but did you know that jellybeans were one of Reagan's favorite treats and people have even left jars of them at makeshift memorials to him?

*wicked grin*
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[personal profile] fyrdrakken 2004-06-08 09:29 am (UTC)(link)
Reminds me of my father calling me the Sunday before last to ask what time to expect me for the weekly visit when I'd told him repeatedly that I'd be out of the state that weekend... (Though in his case, I can usually chalk his inability to remember anything I tell him up to inebriation.)