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[apocalypsos]

Spongebob Squarepants porn? The Transformers looking up dirty freaking websites? Really horribly godawfully written Mina/Dorian smut?! Wow. I didn't know it was possible for my eyes to shoots out streams of blood and burst into flames at the same time. Finally, a party trick that kicks the ass of that beyond-lame cherry-stem-tying gag! Woohoo!

P.S. Please, no one ever let me near Adultfanfiction.net again. EVER. I beg you.

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[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Godzilla orgy?! Did you ever wonder, as I have, exactly how much crack some of these authors are on? Hee. :)

You have to read the Mina/Dorian porn, though. Seriously. Whoever let this man near the English language should be forced to watch "Corky Romano" over and over again until the person starts shooting blood out of at least four bodily orifices.

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[anxietygrrl.livejournal.com]

Godzilla orgy (http://adultfan.nexcess.net/aff/story.php?no=983).

What's scarier is the possibility that they're not on any crack at all.

And no! Not the dreaded Corky Romano torture! I hear they use that at Guantanamo.

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[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

And no! Not the dreaded Corky Romano torture! I hear they use that at Guantanamo.

My brother and his friend are watching it over and over again in the next room. I'm pretty sure they're being punished something, but unless they were caught trying to bomb a major city or download porn on my mom's computer or something, I can't think of anything that warrants that kind of abuse.

The definition of "ironic" in three parts:
1. My brother is in the next room laughing repeatedly over the scene where Chris Kattan sings "Take On Me" in his annoyingly bright yellow car and just-as-annoyingly bright yellow shirt because in his words, "He looks like such a moron."
2. He said it while wearing a bright yellow T-shirt.
3. Until my brother gets his car fixed, he's stuck driving my mom's bright yellow Beetle.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is my gene pool.

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[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Okay, I just read the Godzilla orgy. And can I just say how difficult it is to type with my eyeballs splattered all over the screen?

God, please let this person be on crack. Please.

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[anxietygrrl.livejournal.com]

After I got the OMGWTFBBQ?!?! out of my system, I found Mitora's writing to have a sort of weird charm. Not much charm, mind you, but there's something so freewheeling and almost... innocent about it.

I'm not so forgiving about his/her Dark Crystal porn, though. Just NO, dude.

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[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I spotted the Dark Crystal section on there. And, not surprisingly, avoided it like a bad case of the plague.

Puppet sex! Yes, now you can share your porn with the kids!

P.S. I have never seen Dark Crystal. On purpose. And now I know why.

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[anxietygrrl.livejournal.com]

The Dark Crystal scared the everliving crap out of me when I was a little kid, but now it's one of my favorite Henson products. But then, I am a whore for all things Henson. ... Uh, figuratively speaking, of course.

[mice.livejournal.com]

Word. Wordy McWord. The slash that shouldn't be slash and how did "she" get a pink bra? Yeah. What in all that is holy. I think what I'm going to do from now on, whenever someone pisses me off, I'm going to send that story to them to hurt them the way it hurt me.

*sobs* What were they doing to the shard?!?

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[anxietygrrl.livejournal.com]

There, there. At least Augra wasn't involved, though that's small comfort, I know.