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[apocalypsos]

Spongebob Squarepants porn? The Transformers looking up dirty freaking websites? Really horribly godawfully written Mina/Dorian smut?! Wow. I didn't know it was possible for my eyes to shoots out streams of blood and burst into flames at the same time. Finally, a party trick that kicks the ass of that beyond-lame cherry-stem-tying gag! Woohoo!

P.S. Please, no one ever let me near Adultfanfiction.net again. EVER. I beg you.

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And no! Not the dreaded Corky Romano torture! I hear they use that at Guantanamo.

My brother and his friend are watching it over and over again in the next room. I'm pretty sure they're being punished something, but unless they were caught trying to bomb a major city or download porn on my mom's computer or something, I can't think of anything that warrants that kind of abuse.

The definition of "ironic" in three parts:
1. My brother is in the next room laughing repeatedly over the scene where Chris Kattan sings "Take On Me" in his annoyingly bright yellow car and just-as-annoyingly bright yellow shirt because in his words, "He looks like such a moron."
2. He said it while wearing a bright yellow T-shirt.
3. Until my brother gets his car fixed, he's stuck driving my mom's bright yellow Beetle.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is my gene pool.