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[apocalypsos]

Spongebob Squarepants porn? The Transformers looking up dirty freaking websites? Really horribly godawfully written Mina/Dorian smut?! Wow. I didn't know it was possible for my eyes to shoots out streams of blood and burst into flames at the same time. Finally, a party trick that kicks the ass of that beyond-lame cherry-stem-tying gag! Woohoo!

P.S. Please, no one ever let me near Adultfanfiction.net again. EVER. I beg you.

Comments

[anxietygrrl.livejournal.com]

But the bad porn is hilarious! I love adultfanfiction.net. It's comedy gold, once you get jaded enough to get past the eye-bleeding-flame-shooting phase. My favorite? Godzilla orgy.

[1st-folio.livejournal.com]

TP, lol, well...I don't have a rope long enough to reach from here to where you are to tie you to your chair, so you'll have to be strong, baby, you'll have to be strong.

C, sending strength... (and I've never been to AFF.net--thankyouverymuchdon'tthinkishall...)

[overloved.livejournal.com]

OMG. Nothing will make me go find a site faster than the words "spongebob" and "porn".

And now my brain is on fire. Good lord. I'm just gonna go give my shrink a call.