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The governor of New Jersey had an affair and was being blackmailed, so he's resigning. And you know, if the person he was having an affair with hadn't had a penis, they might actually be focusing on it rather than his newly admitted homosexuality. *sighs*

I may actually be able to scrape together a script for the sitcom contest this weekend from an old film script. Yay, me. :)

EDIT: The last time I checked that crush meme, sixteen of you had crushes on me. Hee! You lovable little hornballs, you! *shags you all sideways, upside down, inside out, backwards, in twenty different time zones and fifteen separate dimensions*

OBNOXIOUS CO-WORKER OF EDIT: I don't think loudly singing along to "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park" at work is winning me points with anyone.

OTHER OBNOXIOUS CO-WORKER OF EDIT: Lieutenant Asshat and Boy-on-Boy Action just reduced me to teary-eyed giggles reciting lines from "Bad Santa". Damn them. *goes back to giggling

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Well, it ain't just the affair that's the problem. The guy was given a political appointment he didn't deserve, so...yeah.

I hate this stuff; I really do. I hope McGreevey feels better, at least.

-blue

True. But still, you just know where all the press is going to be focused on.

Maybe it's not such a bad thing. The whole kerfuffle in SF opened people's eyes to the fact that gays are capable of forming committed- dare I say, marriage-like, relationships. This thing with McGreevey should pull their attention to the fact that even high-level politicians and other respectable folks can be gay.

Which is why, once again, I wish he wasn't gay and corrupt. It just gives the homophobic morons so many openings. Still, publicity for this is good as far as I'm concerned. For now.

-blue

start sining the masochism tango, or smut. that'll get those boi's attention.

and who wouldn't want to cherry pick such a lovely young deam-err, lass such as yourself? c'mon. it's a male fantasy!

(though this male's been through it, and frankly, if you've ever sheethed a sword in a fresh scabbard that was just slightly too small, you'll understand why one shouldn't want to do that. the plumbing and hydrolics are sensative)

Um, darlin'? About that crush meme...

Oh, I know. I signed up for it and checked it before you posted that (it just occurred to me because someone else on my flist posted it), so no more playing with LJMeme.

Woah.
You're like, busier than Debbie o_O

I know! And at least she gets to travel. Hmph.

Reminds me of when the mayor of the town we lived in during my high school years got arrested when, after a car wreck, it was discovered that he was sharing the truck with a male prostitute and an illegally-obtained amount of Valium. His wife divorced him and after he got out of rehab six months later he stood up in a city council meeting and said, "There have been a lot of rumors going around, and I want you to know that they're all true."

He was re-elected.

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