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apocalypsosThe governor of New Jersey had an affair and was being blackmailed, so he's resigning. And you know, if the person he was having an affair with hadn't had a penis, they might actually be focusing on it rather than his newly admitted homosexuality. *sighs*
I may actually be able to scrape together a script for the sitcom contest this weekend from an old film script. Yay, me. :)
EDIT: The last time I checked that crush meme, sixteen of you had crushes on me. Hee! You lovable little hornballs, you! *shags you all sideways, upside down, inside out, backwards, in twenty different time zones and fifteen separate dimensions*
OBNOXIOUS CO-WORKER OF EDIT: I don't think loudly singing along to "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park" at work is winning me points with anyone.
OTHER OBNOXIOUS CO-WORKER OF EDIT: Lieutenant Asshat and Boy-on-Boy Action just reduced me to teary-eyed giggles reciting lines from "Bad Santa". Damn them. *goes back to giggling
I may actually be able to scrape together a script for the sitcom contest this weekend from an old film script. Yay, me. :)
EDIT: The last time I checked that crush meme, sixteen of you had crushes on me. Hee! You lovable little hornballs, you! *shags you all sideways, upside down, inside out, backwards, in twenty different time zones and fifteen separate dimensions*
OBNOXIOUS CO-WORKER OF EDIT: I don't think loudly singing along to "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park" at work is winning me points with anyone.
OTHER OBNOXIOUS CO-WORKER OF EDIT: Lieutenant Asshat and Boy-on-Boy Action just reduced me to teary-eyed giggles reciting lines from "Bad Santa". Damn them. *goes back to giggling
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Date: 2004-08-12 05:27 pm (UTC)and who wouldn't want to cherry pick such a lovely young deam-err, lass such as yourself? c'mon. it's a male fantasy!
(though this male's been through it, and frankly, if you've ever sheethed a sword in a fresh scabbard that was just slightly too small, you'll understand why one shouldn't want to do that. the plumbing and hydrolics are sensative)