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[apocalypsos]

Is it the weekend yet? *whimper* I want to spend two days pretending my only job is to write and finding a theater that's showing Shaun of the Dead, damn it. *kicks something*

Bah. Let's try something weird for inspiration. Give me an everyday object and a line of dialogue, and I'll see if I can stick it into the TroNoWriMo story just for kicks.

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[frogmajick.livejournal.com]

Digital Camera.

"So if I was going to put a fork in the light socket, not saying I would, just saying if, do you think the nuclear testing fallout would make me have super powers, or do you think I'd just die?"

[caitirin.livejournal.com]

wrist watch

"Basically, what you're saying is that if we do that, we're all going to die in a terribly boring way, right? Can't it at least be exciting?"

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Random aside... what does TroNoWriMo stand for? I know NaNoWriMo.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

troll princess novel writing month.
i guess.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

shoe scraper.

"was mr. shankley a vogon?", she wondered absentmindedly, scraping bugs from the pumpkin cake.

[tsiankiio.livejournal.com]

trireme

"If you don't support the hips, it'll take us ten times longer to get the body to grave and then we'll be late and if we're late, mom won't feed us dinner."

[malhablada.livejournal.com]

Crest SpinBrush Pro Toothbrush, chrome colored.

"Excellent idea [insert a name], but I was actually trying to figure out a solution that wouldn't give the entire female population of Madagascar genital warts."

[silent-sybil.livejournal.com]

Your icon makes me laugh so hard...

[malhablada.livejournal.com]

Thanks, that one's a personal favorite of mine.

Yours is gorgeous!

[silent-sybil.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I got if off a webquiz. ^_^

[tinylegacies.livejournal.com]

Hmmm let's see.

Object: a pen
Line of Dialogue: "Not only do I have big hair and stonewash jeans, but I'm a feisty bitch!"

[rowanberries.livejournal.com]

Heh. What fun.

Object: A cursed rivet gun.
Sentence: "All your base are belong to us."

[tv-elf.livejournal.com]

Flowbee

"Give me your money or the giraffe gets it."

[insidian.livejournal.com]

Object: an ivory shoehorn

Line of dialogue: "We could do that, but then how would we explain the rank odor, the sudden complete dearth of bleach in the county, and the mysterious appearence of a mound of dirt where the church used to be?"

[kinetikatrue]

Object: tarantula puppet or plush Cthulhu slippers

Dialogue: "Oh. So it's supposed to look like the results of a genetic hybridization experiment involving a chihuahua and some kudzu?"

[gruyere.livejournal.com]

A talking nose hair named Frank Stein, who only speaks one sentence - "Bat's in the bag! Bat's in the bag!"

[kleenexwoman.livejournal.com]

Object: A fake plastic fetus.
Line: "It's a serious question. What if Superman ate the world?"

[illmantrim.livejournal.com]

fireplug

"But honestly, officer, I didnt see the really big truck!"

[freedomfry.livejournal.com]

Object: singing plastic alarm clock shaped like a mosque that plays the call to prayer (yes, I have one. It's purple.)

Dialogue: "Life would be easier if Spock were real, man."

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

Oh, Allah, the singing plastic mosque alarm clock. I still have nightmares about the time my parents bought one as a Christmas present for a friend who was staying with us, and asked to store his presents in my room. And neglected to mention that the sack of wrapped articles included an extremely loud alarm clock, set to start ringing and never stop at three a.m.

It took twenty minutes for my sleep-addled brain just to work out that the noise was coming from within my room (it should be noted that I'm extremely good at sleeping through disturbances). I was not amused. Especially as I'd been up until one wrapping presents for my parents' stockings, my two brothers having crapped out early, and the aforesaid brothers then made me get up at six to open presents...

[freedomfry.livejournal.com]

And that thing is LOUD. Same thing happened to my mother--the gift was a present for my brother and my husband and I are used to sleeping through call to prayer, living in a Muslim nation near three mosques.

When it woke her at 2:30am on Christmas Day she was also less than happy.

[drewbeartx.livejournal.com]

You're a playfully evil woman, do you know that?

Object: an old, much loved teddybear with one eye hanging on by a thread

Line: "Please don't tell me how you hid a gun in that outfit. My sanity begs you."

[snowpiratess.livejournal.com]

An old pair of pajamas.

"They brought back guinea pig racing?!"

[secretbutterfly.livejournal.com]

an every day object: a bottle of water
line of dialogue: I swear I didn't know she was there!
yeah I don't know either, I pulled that outta my butt.

[coyotegoth.livejournal.com]

"If it's a Twinkie, why is it moving?"

[silent-sybil.livejournal.com]

empty Coke bottle

"Are you sure you had that checked?"

[erinlin.livejournal.com]

A stapler.

“It all started with a badly timed bald joke.”

totally off the wall question...

[barbiejedi.livejournal.com]

Is that a Whose Line quote, by chance? :D

Re: totally off the wall question...

[erinlin.livejournal.com]

I think so. It's Colin Mocrie (sp?) in any case.

[daffybroad.livejournal.com]

A cup of tea.

By a woman, to a man: "I find it hard to tolerate that you take longer to put on your makeup than I do."

[juniper200.livejournal.com]

a purple disposable lighter
"We're doomed. I know I've said that before, but this is the most doomed we've been so far."

[misshallelujah.livejournal.com]

*jumps in on the bandwagon*

From one poseable LOTR character to another: "If you know what's good for you, DON'T FUCK WITH THE RUSSIAN GOVERNMENT."

*whistles and shrugs*

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

Can I join in? Well, can I?

A swiss army knife, with at least twelve blades.

"No. It's head-sized." (Not to be used with reference to someone's head, at least while it's still attached to them)

[muffytaj.livejournal.com]

A half peeled orange.

"It's not so much that I want the sparkly green pen, but you see, the sparkles inside of it supply me with life-force. And I get awfully shitty if I don't have life-force."

"I'm still not giving you my pen."

"Fuck."