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Sep. 22nd, 2004 11:47 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosIs it the weekend yet? *whimper* I want to spend two days pretending my only job is to write and finding a theater that's showing Shaun of the Dead, damn it. *kicks something*
Bah. Let's try something weird for inspiration. Give me an everyday object and a line of dialogue, and I'll see if I can stick it into the TroNoWriMo story just for kicks.
Bah. Let's try something weird for inspiration. Give me an everyday object and a line of dialogue, and I'll see if I can stick it into the TroNoWriMo story just for kicks.
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Date: 2004-09-22 08:51 am (UTC)"So if I was going to put a fork in the light socket, not saying I would, just saying if, do you think the nuclear testing fallout would make me have super powers, or do you think I'd just die?"
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Date: 2004-09-22 08:53 am (UTC)"Basically, what you're saying is that if we do that, we're all going to die in a terribly boring way, right? Can't it at least be exciting?"
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Random aside... what does TroNoWriMo stand for? I know NaNoWriMo.
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Date: 2004-09-22 08:58 am (UTC)i guess.
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Date: 2004-09-22 09:00 am (UTC)"was mr. shankley a vogon?", she wondered absentmindedly, scraping bugs from the pumpkin cake.
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Date: 2004-09-22 09:02 am (UTC)"If you don't support the hips, it'll take us ten times longer to get the body to grave and then we'll be late and if we're late, mom won't feed us dinner."
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Date: 2004-09-22 09:03 am (UTC)"Excellent idea [insert a name], but I was actually trying to figure out a solution that wouldn't give the entire female population of Madagascar genital warts."
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Date: 2004-09-22 02:02 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-22 03:35 pm (UTC)Yours is gorgeous!
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Date: 2004-09-22 04:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-22 09:03 am (UTC)Object: a pen
Line of Dialogue: "Not only do I have big hair and stonewash jeans, but I'm a feisty bitch!"
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Date: 2004-09-22 09:06 am (UTC)Object: A cursed rivet gun.
Sentence: "All your base are belong to us."
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Date: 2004-09-22 09:08 am (UTC)"Give me your money or the giraffe gets it."
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Date: 2004-09-22 09:17 am (UTC)Line of dialogue: "We could do that, but then how would we explain the rank odor, the sudden complete dearth of bleach in the county, and the mysterious appearence of a mound of dirt where the church used to be?"
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Date: 2004-09-22 09:23 am (UTC)Dialogue: "Oh. So it's supposed to look like the results of a genetic hybridization experiment involving a chihuahua and some kudzu?"
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Date: 2004-09-22 09:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-22 09:43 am (UTC)Line: "It's a serious question. What if Superman ate the world?"
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Date: 2004-09-22 09:57 am (UTC)"But honestly, officer, I didnt see the really big truck!"
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Date: 2004-09-22 10:00 am (UTC)Dialogue: "Life would be easier if Spock were real, man."
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Date: 2004-09-23 08:31 am (UTC)It took twenty minutes for my sleep-addled brain just to work out that the noise was coming from within my room (it should be noted that I'm extremely good at sleeping through disturbances). I was not amused. Especially as I'd been up until one wrapping presents for my parents' stockings, my two brothers having crapped out early, and the aforesaid brothers then made me get up at six to open presents...
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Date: 2004-09-23 09:06 am (UTC)When it woke her at 2:30am on Christmas Day she was also less than happy.
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Date: 2004-09-22 10:34 am (UTC)Object: an old, much loved teddybear with one eye hanging on by a thread
Line: "Please don't tell me how you hid a gun in that outfit. My sanity begs you."
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Date: 2004-09-22 10:48 am (UTC)"They brought back guinea pig racing?!"
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Date: 2004-09-22 01:17 pm (UTC)line of dialogue: I swear I didn't know she was there!
yeah I don't know either, I pulled that outta my butt.
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Date: 2004-09-22 01:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-22 01:59 pm (UTC)"Are you sure you had that checked?"
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Date: 2004-09-22 05:52 pm (UTC)“It all started with a badly timed bald joke.”
totally off the wall question...
Date: 2004-09-22 07:56 pm (UTC)Re: totally off the wall question...
Date: 2004-09-23 06:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-22 08:28 pm (UTC)By a woman, to a man: "I find it hard to tolerate that you take longer to put on your makeup than I do."
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Date: 2004-09-22 11:44 pm (UTC)"We're doomed. I know I've said that before, but this is the most doomed we've been so far."
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Date: 2004-09-23 02:47 am (UTC)From one poseable LOTR character to another: "If you know what's good for you, DON'T FUCK WITH THE RUSSIAN GOVERNMENT."
*whistles and shrugs*
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Date: 2004-09-23 08:33 am (UTC)A swiss army knife, with at least twelve blades.
"No. It's head-sized." (Not to be used with reference to someone's head, at least while it's still attached to them)
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Date: 2004-09-23 07:46 pm (UTC)"It's not so much that I want the sparkly green pen, but you see, the sparkles inside of it supply me with life-force. And I get awfully shitty if I don't have life-force."
"I'm still not giving you my pen."
"Fuck."