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[apocalypsos]

That election meme that's going around:

if bush wins, i will ____________________.
if kerry wins, i will ____________________.

Hmm.

If Bush wins, I will write a 100-word drabble for every member of my friends list who requests one. (It may take a while, though, 'cause there's over seven hundred people on my flist, and there's only so many fandoms I know enough to write in, but still. He wins, and I'll need to write that much fic to pick myself up.)

If Kerry wins, sex for everybody!

Okay, so maybe not. ;) All right, if Kerry wins, I will get a current picture myself online within the week. Hopefully, one that doesn't make me look too much like an ass.

EDIT: Just of curiosity, who else is getting smashed next Tuesday night, just 'cause?

Comments

[prettiekittie.livejournal.com]

*If* it happens, you might want to build a big fort. There will be plenty of us looking for refuge in your newly formed county.

[vivian-shaw.livejournal.com]

Well...maybe I'll borrow cushions from a neighboring country to enlarge my empire.

[omimouse.livejournal.com]

I'll bring pillows, lots of blankets, chocolate, my library (literally several thousand books at this point), a generator, T.V., VCR, DVD player, and my entire VHS/DVD library.

Where do I fill out immigration paperwork?

[emminou.livejournal.com]

No blood for cushions!