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Oct. 25th, 2004 10:35 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosThat election meme that's going around:
if bush wins, i will ____________________.
if kerry wins, i will ____________________.
Hmm.
If Bush wins, I will write a 100-word drabble for every member of my friends list who requests one. (It may take a while, though, 'cause there's over seven hundred people on my flist, and there's only so many fandoms I know enough to write in, but still. He wins, and I'll need to write that much fic to pick myself up.)
If Kerry wins, sex for everybody!
Okay, so maybe not. ;) All right, if Kerry wins, I will get a current picture myself online within the week. Hopefully, one that doesn't make me look too much like an ass.
EDIT: Just of curiosity, who else is getting smashed next Tuesday night, just 'cause?
if bush wins, i will ____________________.
if kerry wins, i will ____________________.
Hmm.
If Bush wins, I will write a 100-word drabble for every member of my friends list who requests one. (It may take a while, though, 'cause there's over seven hundred people on my flist, and there's only so many fandoms I know enough to write in, but still. He wins, and I'll need to write that much fic to pick myself up.)
If Kerry wins, sex for everybody!
Okay, so maybe not. ;) All right, if Kerry wins, I will get a current picture myself online within the week. Hopefully, one that doesn't make me look too much like an ass.
EDIT: Just of curiosity, who else is getting smashed next Tuesday night, just 'cause?
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Date: 2004-10-25 08:05 pm (UTC)If Kerry wins, I will celebrate with large amounts of alcohol, fireworks, and dancing in the yard. I shall go into work on November third extremely smug as most of my co workers are
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Date: 2004-10-25 08:29 pm (UTC)If Kerry wins, I'll demand he spill the beans on which foreign leaders were rooting for him.
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Date: 2004-10-25 10:14 pm (UTC)-blue
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Date: 2004-10-25 10:41 pm (UTC)if bush wins, i will _BUILD A BUNKER FROM WHICH TO DEFEND MYSELF DURING MARSHAL LAW WHILE WE WORK OUT A WAY TO SMUGGLE ALL US LIBERALS INTO NEW ENGLAND FROM WHERE WE CAN SNEAK INTO CANADA_.
if kerry wins, i will _SPONTANEOUSLY ORGASM WITH JOY AND RELIEF_.
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Date: 2004-10-25 11:51 pm (UTC)For the Australian election night, I had popcorn, strawberries, dark chocolate, Coke, and much sarcasm and bitterness. The US election seems too serious for that. Since nothing I can do will alter the outcome, I think I'll wibble.
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Date: 2004-10-26 12:44 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-26 03:27 am (UTC)if Kerry wins - I'll begin grumbling that the Democrats haven't the balls to pick a good candidate and run him/her.
if Nader wins - I'll know I never, ever, should have experimented with hallucinogens years ago.
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Date: 2004-10-26 06:12 am (UTC)I'll probably get smashed next Tuesday, 'cause I'll be spending 13+ hours doing election work. One way or another there will be scotch in my future.
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Date: 2004-10-26 06:38 am (UTC)OMG.
...it's next Tuesday?? Are you serious?!
*has a nervous breakdown*
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Date: 2004-10-26 09:41 pm (UTC)Where do I fill out immigration paperwork?
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Date: 2004-10-26 03:38 pm (UTC)Damn those age-limits...
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Date: 2004-10-26 08:08 pm (UTC)SO smashed, yes. Sloppy, dizzy, falling-over-and-calling-ex-boyfriends drunkI mean, uh, ha ha, totally legal over here, no underage drinkin' going on here, nope nope.
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Date: 2004-10-26 09:49 pm (UTC)If Bush wins, I'm going to remind myself that I live in the Back of Effin' Nowhere, USA, so I should be safe. Then I'm going to hide under the bed for four years anyway. Or at least until
If Kerry wins, I'm going to be on pins and needles until Innaguration, at which point I will finally relax. See, I fully expect Bush to try and declare a national state of emergency and try for martial law, due to unspecified terrorist threats if Kerry wins.
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Date: 2004-10-27 03:08 pm (UTC)Scary thought -- even if Kerry wins (pleasegodpleasegawdpleasegawd) we get LameDuck!Shrub still in office for a few months -- who knows what havok he'll wreak in vengeance?