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[apocalypsos]

That election meme that's going around:

if bush wins, i will ____________________.
if kerry wins, i will ____________________.

Hmm.

If Bush wins, I will write a 100-word drabble for every member of my friends list who requests one. (It may take a while, though, 'cause there's over seven hundred people on my flist, and there's only so many fandoms I know enough to write in, but still. He wins, and I'll need to write that much fic to pick myself up.)

If Kerry wins, sex for everybody!

Okay, so maybe not. ;) All right, if Kerry wins, I will get a current picture myself online within the week. Hopefully, one that doesn't make me look too much like an ass.

EDIT: Just of curiosity, who else is getting smashed next Tuesday night, just 'cause?

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[omimouse.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm registered as an American Hero with Votergasm, so I'm going to be very busy on the 2nd. It helps that I've already voted, (Early voting, I song thy praises!) so I can skip straight to the sex come Election Night.

If Bush wins, I'm going to remind myself that I live in the Back of Effin' Nowhere, USA, so I should be safe. Then I'm going to hide under the bed for four years anyway. Or at least until vivian_shaw's pillow nation clears my immigration paperwork, at which point I will glefully join her empire.

If Kerry wins, I'm going to be on pins and needles until Innaguration, at which point I will finally relax. See, I fully expect Bush to try and declare a national state of emergency and try for martial law, due to unspecified terrorist threats if Kerry wins.