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apocalypsos) wrote2005-04-13 02:00 pm
apocalypsos) wrote2005-04-13 02:00 pm
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Bill O'Reilly just compared gay marriage to the plot of Jurassic Park.
*headdesk*
*headdesk*
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Per his words, screwing with nature leads to unintended consequences. Or something. *shrug*
WHAT?
girls marrying girls = giant freaking dinosaurs o.O???
girls marrying girls = giant freaking dinosaurs o.O???
Wait... so gay people are born from eggs turned by robot arms? And the first person they see is Richard Attenborough?
*tries to come up with rational comparison*
Gay marriages in mirror may be closer than they seem. Uh...
Because gay people eat goats. No...
Tangled-together gay people falling from the ceiling are always a show-stopper. Well, maybe, but I fail to see...
OH. Because gay people can be cloned from DNA onaccounta it's inborn! Woo!
Except that's far to CLOSE to rational for him. Dammit.
*fails*
Gay marriages in mirror may be closer than they seem. Uh...
Because gay people eat goats. No...
Tangled-together gay people falling from the ceiling are always a show-stopper. Well, maybe, but I fail to see...
OH. Because gay people can be cloned from DNA onaccounta it's inborn! Woo!
Except that's far to CLOSE to rational for him. Dammit.
*fails*
What, if gays are allowed to marry, it'll be like cloning something that never should have existed in this time period?
How about letting retrograde Neanderthal conservatives have talk shows? Isn't that the same thing?
Actually, now I want to go to every neocon ever and say "You get to be a conservative and as much of an asshat as you desire and try to fuck up the country as much as you can, and I get to be married to my girlfriend and NEITHER of us gets to kill the other, or even stop the other. Because I am thisclose to starting a jihad. Against you."
How about letting retrograde Neanderthal conservatives have talk shows? Isn't that the same thing?
Actually, now I want to go to every neocon ever and say "You get to be a conservative and as much of an asshat as you desire and try to fuck up the country as much as you can, and I get to be married to my girlfriend and NEITHER of us gets to kill the other, or even stop the other. Because I am thisclose to starting a jihad. Against you."
I...uh...er...WHAT? *stares*
Please to be explaining.
Please to be explaining.
It's a "screw with nature and have unintended consequences" thing. Which is still a "Buh?"
Gay marriage is...like carnivorous dinosaurs in a park getting loose and eating people?
Gay marriages lead to... improbable GUI setups for a UNIX system?
That UI actually exist(s/ed) for SGI boxen.
As bizarre as it sounds.
Redhawk
As bizarre as it sounds.
Redhawk
Do married gay people eat lawyers? Hmmm that doesn't seem right...
Um...maybe if they're married to a lawyer. *evil grin*
OMG the steps of the approaching gay people disturb my water glass and my freaky supergenius gymnastic children must run from them!
...wait, what?
Well that's something new and different. Normally we have Rick Santorum talking about "screwing" with nature. ;D
Grr...O'Reilly is such an ass.
Well that's something new and different. Normally we have Rick Santorum talking about "screwing" with nature. ;D
Grr...O'Reilly is such an ass.
Okay, but where do the velociraptors come in? Is that some funky anniversary present, like coral?
It's the fourth anniversary present. By a strange coincidence, the fourth year is the high point for divorces.
What? Gay marriages have Laura Dern giving a really bad performance in the ice-cream-eating scene?
Okaaay...gay marriage means that more lawyers will get eaten by savage carnivorous reptiles?
YAAAAY! Despite already being in a straight marriage I will now run out and marry the first guy I see! Won't he be surprised! Unless he's a lawyer, and that means easy divorce! YAAAAY!
So...happiness, love, security, contentment and family growth are "unintended consequences" now?
YAAAAY! Despite already being in a straight marriage I will now run out and marry the first guy I see! Won't he be surprised! Unless he's a lawyer, and that means easy divorce! YAAAAY!
So...happiness, love, security, contentment and family growth are "unintended consequences" now?
No, those are the intended consequences. The unintended consequences are the baby-eating and the puppy-kicking and the arm-flailing Muppets running amok through the streets.
'Cause, you know, marriage is totally natural. Mmhmm. No unintended consequences there.
Oh God no no no ~headwall~ My head hurts, and not just because of the wall.
My first, instinctive thought was, "Jurrasic Park has a plot?"
And then I thought about it for a bit and decided it was, "Dinosaurs are cool, but they eat people, and that's bad. And never trust geeks."
So... would it be, "Gays are cool, but they eat people, and that's bad. And never trust liberals."?
And then I thought about it for a bit and decided it was, "Dinosaurs are cool, but they eat people, and that's bad. And never trust geeks."
So... would it be, "Gays are cool, but they eat people, and that's bad. And never trust liberals."?
Well, me and my girlfriend sometimes eat each other and we don't think it's at all bad, so.... oh, wait!...*that* kind of eating! Heh.
Bill O'Reilly is a moron.
Bill O'Reilly is a moron.
AHAHAHA! That made my day-- my favourite from here.
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Cate
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Cate
I know people who are both conservative politically and intelligent. While I do not agree with their arguments, they are able to argue, explain, justify, and reason their arguements. Why don't they have shows?
Just as there are liberal speakers who are better able to logically articulate the arguements they support, aren't there ANY people who support conservative values? Again, not that I share those values, but wouldn't the cause be more advanced if they EDUCATED their listeners, instead of providing bored liberal employees with a drinking game and a need for acetomephane?
Just as there are liberal speakers who are better able to logically articulate the arguements they support, aren't there ANY people who support conservative values? Again, not that I share those values, but wouldn't the cause be more advanced if they EDUCATED their listeners, instead of providing bored liberal employees with a drinking game and a need for acetomephane?
The best part was the way he kind of implied that liberals were going to make fun of him now, and I was like, "Well, yes, because that's STUPID."
. . . . . . . . . .like. . .dinosaurs would get lose and kill everyone if gay people were allowed to get married? "Don't hold the ceremony too close to the raptor cage--AAARRRRG!!!"
To steal a phrase from Buffy, his logic does not resemble our Earth-logic. . .what a moron.
To steal a phrase from Buffy, his logic does not resemble our Earth-logic. . .what a moron.
Homoraptor! Queeradon! Pooftercephalosaurus!
Silly me, and here I was thinking that he meant that those who oppose gay marriage are no better than dinosaurs living in the present day, out of control and destroying that which is not part of their world and which they cannot hope to understand.
So... that must mean they WERE okay and living in their world some time in the past, right? Like maybe thousands of years in the past....So... OMG! Jesus 2 thousand years ago! Jesus was gay! Run for the hills!
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