apocalypsos: (statler and waldorf)
tatty bojangles ([personal profile] apocalypsos) wrote2005-10-04 01:34 pm

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I just read a classified ad that specified "No Pre-Madonna's need apply."

All righty, then. I'd make a bustier joke, but ... well, HEE.

[identity profile] caitirin.livejournal.com 2005-10-04 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
*snickers* What about apres-Madonnas?

And Pre Madonna's what? her shoes? Her costumes?

What a great ad *laughs*

[identity profile] 22by7.livejournal.com 2005-10-04 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
i still think first of the Virgin Mary, when i see that word, and not of the singer. hmm.
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[personal profile] ladysorka 2005-10-04 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
You can still be a virgin, but, damnit, you'd better not have given birth yet!

[identity profile] honorh.livejournal.com 2005-10-04 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
. . . apparently, no English majors need apply, either. That hurts.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_tweeter_/ 2005-10-04 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, that is so sad. I bet some poor HR flunky gets reamed out by his/her boss. If not, avoid that company.

[identity profile] caprine.livejournal.com 2005-10-04 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Did they list qualifications that the "perspective candidate" must have? Because then you can only apply if you're an M.C. Escher drawing.

[identity profile] gramaraye.livejournal.com 2005-10-04 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
two bucks says it was the receptionist at the newspaper who's the moron. most line-type classifieds don't even get seen by the buyer until they're printed.
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[personal profile] florahart 2005-10-04 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
...which Madonna?

I mean, you know the one with the lacy gloves, or the one with the sex book or the children's author, or the one dancing around with Britney or...

[identity profile] ladyortyger.livejournal.com 2005-10-04 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe they wish to discriminate against pre-op transexuals?