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[apocalypsos]

I just read a classified ad that specified "No Pre-Madonna's need apply."

All righty, then. I'd make a bustier joke, but ... well, HEE.

Comments

[caitirin.livejournal.com]

*snickers* What about apres-Madonnas?

And Pre Madonna's what? her shoes? Her costumes?

What a great ad *laughs*

[22by7.livejournal.com]

i still think first of the Virgin Mary, when i see that word, and not of the singer. hmm.

[ladysorka]

You can still be a virgin, but, damnit, you'd better not have given birth yet!

[honorh.livejournal.com]

. . . apparently, no English majors need apply, either. That hurts.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_tweeter_/]

Oh, that is so sad. I bet some poor HR flunky gets reamed out by his/her boss. If not, avoid that company.

[caprine.livejournal.com]

Did they list qualifications that the "perspective candidate" must have? Because then you can only apply if you're an M.C. Escher drawing.

[gramaraye.livejournal.com]

two bucks says it was the receptionist at the newspaper who's the moron. most line-type classifieds don't even get seen by the buyer until they're printed.

[florahart]

...which Madonna?

I mean, you know the one with the lacy gloves, or the one with the sex book or the children's author, or the one dancing around with Britney or...

[ladyortyger.livejournal.com]

Maybe they wish to discriminate against pre-op transexuals?