A quick comment on tonight's Top Chef

[apocalypsos]

Aw, poor Lisa. Did acting like an evil witch and not getting along with anyone not help you out? *cackles evilly*

She's lucky that if Stephanie put her with Andrew. He's weird but he'll put up with it.

Also, has Andrew never seen the Amazing Race? If you can't speak Spanish well, grab a Fern. Sheesh.

OH MY GOD. If Dale gets Stephanie sent home, he won't have to worry about never forgiving himself. *I'll* hurt him myself.

I really like Padma's blue dress.

Ninety-one percent? Holy fuck, NO ONE likes Lisa, do they?

MOTHERFUCKER. Her and her stupid bitchface are going to the Final Three. She's never going away, is she?

And listen to that whiny fucking snot. Jesus.

Comments

[dhark-charlotte.livejournal.com]

Crap, if they send Antonia home I'm gonna be so pissed because Lisa is such a douche

[grlnamedlucifer.livejournal.com]

>Ninety-one percent? Holy fuck, NO ONE likes Lisa, do they?<

And apparently it doesn't matter because what the HELL. Why is Lisa still there? Why?

[laurelin-kit.livejournal.com]

NINETY-ONE PERCENT. Grant and I were HOWLING with laughter - we probably woke the building.

CONGRATULATIONS - YOU WON THE BRONZE MEDAL. BEST TOP CHEF LINE EVER.

[killerweasel.livejournal.com]

ARGH.

Why did she get to stick around? Why why why?

I have this horrible thought in which she ends up winning just because everyone hates her so much.

[vorpalblades.livejournal.com]

Quick, someone give Stephanie the most epic of all faux-hawks so she's guaranteed to win.

And seriously, I hope they air the bronze medal line at the reunion show, just so everyone can clap Richard on the back for it. It was sheer beauty.

[bkwrrm-tx.livejournal.com]

Ugh! Wrong wrong wrong wrong WRONG!

I dislike that woman SO much, and now we have to put up with her for one more week?

Please, somebody shove her in the oven where she belongs.

[florahart]

Re: a congratulations would have been nice...

My 12 year old and I both said "bitch, please" simultaneously. Then we wondered in what damn dimension she is the arbiter of manners and class.

Re: 91%, yes, there was cackling here, too. a lot. Wow. Those things are usually like, 15-10-30-45 or something. Ninety-one? Damn.

[monkiedude.livejournal.com]

She is, truly, the absolute UGLIEST human being I have ever seen on television. Inside and out. JEEZ.

[tigress35.livejournal.com]

Oh, Richard, who knew you had such awesomeness hidden inside you!!! (aside from the cooking skills, of course)

Stephanie looked scared like she was going to get beat on if she didn't offer quick and immediate congrats.