A quick comment on tonight's Top Chef

[apocalypsos]

Aw, poor Lisa. Did acting like an evil witch and not getting along with anyone not help you out? *cackles evilly*

She's lucky that if Stephanie put her with Andrew. He's weird but he'll put up with it.

Also, has Andrew never seen the Amazing Race? If you can't speak Spanish well, grab a Fern. Sheesh.

OH MY GOD. If Dale gets Stephanie sent home, he won't have to worry about never forgiving himself. *I'll* hurt him myself.

I really like Padma's blue dress.

Ninety-one percent? Holy fuck, NO ONE likes Lisa, do they?

MOTHERFUCKER. Her and her stupid bitchface are going to the Final Three. She's never going away, is she?

And listen to that whiny fucking snot. Jesus.

Comments

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I loved how right after that when she was complaining because Stephanie and Richard hadn't fallen over one another to congratulate her snotty ass, she was like, "This is not a popularity race." I pretty much started laughing all over again because, BWAHAHAHA, 91%. I've NEVER seen numbers like this on these damn polls.

[laurelin-kit.livejournal.com]

That was SO BEAUTIFUL. I was expecting it to be something like the 83% that popped up as one of the random numbers, but 91? *wipes away a tear* And Andrew's faces when she was talking about her dish ideas...oh wow. Oh, show.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I just changed my LJ name to "you just won the fucking bronze medal. congratulations." \o/

Reunion show now? PLEASE? Oh, man, she's telegraphing some sort of major breakdown before this whole thing is over and I want to see everybody tear her a new one.

[laurelin-kit.livejournal.com]

Oh yes please. Pleeeeease. And can Dale lead the bitching?

I still love his fauxpology from earlier in the season that went like "I'm sorry I called you a bitch. It's true, but it was impolite to say it."

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Didn't you love that part where they brought in the soue chefs and Lisa was, like, "Well, fuck, I can't get along with half of these people"? HA! BWAHAHAHAHA. Serves you right, you heinous witch. Maybe if you tried to fucking get along with people, you wouldn't have this goddamn problem.

That fauxpology was the BEST. I was rewatching the episode today during the marathon and I was practically like, "Oh, don't apologize to her, Dale! She's just going to get worse!"

[dhark-charlotte.livejournal.com]

Holy crap, I missed that one. Gold