A quick comment on tonight's Top Chef

[apocalypsos]

Aw, poor Lisa. Did acting like an evil witch and not getting along with anyone not help you out? *cackles evilly*

She's lucky that if Stephanie put her with Andrew. He's weird but he'll put up with it.

Also, has Andrew never seen the Amazing Race? If you can't speak Spanish well, grab a Fern. Sheesh.

OH MY GOD. If Dale gets Stephanie sent home, he won't have to worry about never forgiving himself. *I'll* hurt him myself.

I really like Padma's blue dress.

Ninety-one percent? Holy fuck, NO ONE likes Lisa, do they?

MOTHERFUCKER. Her and her stupid bitchface are going to the Final Three. She's never going away, is she?

And listen to that whiny fucking snot. Jesus.

Comments

[monkiedude.livejournal.com]

She is, truly, the absolute UGLIEST human being I have ever seen on television. Inside and out. JEEZ.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

You know, I keep trying not to jump on her physical appearance because ... hell, I've loved lots of contestants who are just not going to win any beauty contests, but the thing I just keep latching onto is that she's so dirty. If it were so many other reality shows -- Survivor, The Amazing Race -- I could understand that maybe she didn't have time to take a shower this morning because, hey, nobody else did.

But she works with food. She looks like she hasn't touched soap since she left Chicago. She got all her hair cut off and it STILL LOOKS GREASY. I don't want to eat any of her food, and it's not because it probably doesn't taste very good because she's a terrible chef. It's because she doesn't look like she washes her hands when she leaves the bathroom. And hasn't EVER.

And I don't even want to get into her personality. Oh, I cannot WAIT for the reunion.

UGH. The only thing not making her the worst contestant they've ever had on this show for me is that she's yet to participate in a physical assault on another contestant and then crack a joke about it upon his return. (HI ILAN. FUCK OFF YOU ASSHAT.)

[monkiedude.livejournal.com]

Oh, ILAN. What a douche. (Sam, marry me!!!)

But Lisa ... I mean, yes, she is SO dirty looking, but even more than that, it's her EXPRESSIONS. She is just MEAN, and MEAN-LOOKING, and gosh. (And I haven't even seen last night's ep yet. I am sure I will have a stroke, according to recaps.)

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I liked Sam better in his guest judge appearance than I did in season two. I was still smarting from season two the first time I saw the episode but after rewatching the boxed lunch episode yesterday, he was nice, he had smart things to say about the food, and he did a really great job.

Ilan, on the other hand ... GRRR.

There are a few people on TWoP saying that, "Well, she's probably just mad at being excluded because she's not one of the popular people," which, okay, I get that. That's got to suck. And yet at the same time, that's not an excuse for behaving that way. This isn't season two. These people aren't going to pick on you regardless of your behavior. Most of the contestants this season were nice and professional. If she'd been nice and professional in reaction to their disdain for her behavior, they would have said "Bygones" and that would have been it.

But she didn't. She whips out that bitchface at every fucking turn. And there are a few people on the TWoP boards saying, "Oh, she's just making that face because she's trying not to cry," and I keep having to resist the urge to say, "Have you ever SEEN a woman try not to cry? That's not the face we make. That's the face we make when we're trying desperately not to choke a bitch."

She was actually pretty well-behaved and tolerable for most of the episode, aaaaaand then the last two minutes of the episode rolled around. *sigh*