A quick comment on tonight's Top Chef

[apocalypsos]

Aw, poor Lisa. Did acting like an evil witch and not getting along with anyone not help you out? *cackles evilly*

She's lucky that if Stephanie put her with Andrew. He's weird but he'll put up with it.

Also, has Andrew never seen the Amazing Race? If you can't speak Spanish well, grab a Fern. Sheesh.

OH MY GOD. If Dale gets Stephanie sent home, he won't have to worry about never forgiving himself. *I'll* hurt him myself.

I really like Padma's blue dress.

Ninety-one percent? Holy fuck, NO ONE likes Lisa, do they?

MOTHERFUCKER. Her and her stupid bitchface are going to the Final Three. She's never going away, is she?

And listen to that whiny fucking snot. Jesus.

Comments

[dhark-charlotte.livejournal.com]

Crap, if they send Antonia home I'm gonna be so pissed because Lisa is such a douche

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I'm having a really, REALLY bad feeling right now. I soooo want a final three I can love, and Lisa's seriously going to fuck that up.

[dhark-charlotte.livejournal.com]

Dammit, I had to reboot and then... crap they did it. And that expression on Lisa's face. It sooo deserved a fist. Just Uggh. And she had the nerve to get mad when Stephanie and Richard didn't congratulate her for not going home.

Dude, you didn't 'win', you just didn't lose. No congrats deserved.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Dude, you didn't 'win', you just didn't lose. No congrats deserved.

What I wouldn't have given for Richard to say that "bronze medal" crack to her face. That was maybe the best line of the whole season.

[grlnamedlucifer.livejournal.com]

>Ninety-one percent? Holy fuck, NO ONE likes Lisa, do they?<

And apparently it doesn't matter because what the HELL. Why is Lisa still there? Why?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

And did you hear that snotty little, "Where's my congratulations?" NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE, SLIMY HAIR.

I love Richard even more for saying in his talking head, "What did she want? 'You got the bronze, congrats'?" HEEEEEE.

[laurelin-kit.livejournal.com]

NINETY-ONE PERCENT. Grant and I were HOWLING with laughter - we probably woke the building.

CONGRATULATIONS - YOU WON THE BRONZE MEDAL. BEST TOP CHEF LINE EVER.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I loved how right after that when she was complaining because Stephanie and Richard hadn't fallen over one another to congratulate her snotty ass, she was like, "This is not a popularity race." I pretty much started laughing all over again because, BWAHAHAHA, 91%. I've NEVER seen numbers like this on these damn polls.

[laurelin-kit.livejournal.com]

That was SO BEAUTIFUL. I was expecting it to be something like the 83% that popped up as one of the random numbers, but 91? *wipes away a tear* And Andrew's faces when she was talking about her dish ideas...oh wow. Oh, show.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I just changed my LJ name to "you just won the fucking bronze medal. congratulations." \o/

Reunion show now? PLEASE? Oh, man, she's telegraphing some sort of major breakdown before this whole thing is over and I want to see everybody tear her a new one.

[laurelin-kit.livejournal.com]

Oh yes please. Pleeeeease. And can Dale lead the bitching?

I still love his fauxpology from earlier in the season that went like "I'm sorry I called you a bitch. It's true, but it was impolite to say it."

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Didn't you love that part where they brought in the soue chefs and Lisa was, like, "Well, fuck, I can't get along with half of these people"? HA! BWAHAHAHAHA. Serves you right, you heinous witch. Maybe if you tried to fucking get along with people, you wouldn't have this goddamn problem.

That fauxpology was the BEST. I was rewatching the episode today during the marathon and I was practically like, "Oh, don't apologize to her, Dale! She's just going to get worse!"

[dhark-charlotte.livejournal.com]

Holy crap, I missed that one. Gold

[killerweasel.livejournal.com]

ARGH.

Why did she get to stick around? Why why why?

I have this horrible thought in which she ends up winning just because everyone hates her so much.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

NINETY-ONE PERCENT. The hell? That's only nine points away from unanimous.

I'm really hoping that Stephanie kicks ass next week, because I think the showrunners know the audience wants a female Top Chef and I don't want them to think Lisa is even an option.

[laurelin-kit.livejournal.com]

Lisa isn't a person. She's a walking ball of snot. With a bandanna.

[vorpalblades.livejournal.com]

Quick, someone give Stephanie the most epic of all faux-hawks so she's guaranteed to win.

And seriously, I hope they air the bronze medal line at the reunion show, just so everyone can clap Richard on the back for it. It was sheer beauty.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Noooooo! I'm willing to give up my dire need for her to be the first female Top Chef if she can still keep her pretty hair. :)

That bronze medal line was really fucking priceless considering I don't remember her congratulating Richard when he actually won. What I *do* remember is her standing off to the side silently glaring with the bitchface in full display while Antonia hugged him and congratulated him.

[bkwrrm-tx.livejournal.com]

Ugh! Wrong wrong wrong wrong WRONG!

I dislike that woman SO much, and now we have to put up with her for one more week?

Please, somebody shove her in the oven where she belongs.

[florahart]

Re: a congratulations would have been nice...

My 12 year old and I both said "bitch, please" simultaneously. Then we wondered in what damn dimension she is the arbiter of manners and class.

Re: 91%, yes, there was cackling here, too. a lot. Wow. Those things are usually like, 15-10-30-45 or something. Ninety-one? Damn.

[monkiedude.livejournal.com]

She is, truly, the absolute UGLIEST human being I have ever seen on television. Inside and out. JEEZ.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

You know, I keep trying not to jump on her physical appearance because ... hell, I've loved lots of contestants who are just not going to win any beauty contests, but the thing I just keep latching onto is that she's so dirty. If it were so many other reality shows -- Survivor, The Amazing Race -- I could understand that maybe she didn't have time to take a shower this morning because, hey, nobody else did.

But she works with food. She looks like she hasn't touched soap since she left Chicago. She got all her hair cut off and it STILL LOOKS GREASY. I don't want to eat any of her food, and it's not because it probably doesn't taste very good because she's a terrible chef. It's because she doesn't look like she washes her hands when she leaves the bathroom. And hasn't EVER.

And I don't even want to get into her personality. Oh, I cannot WAIT for the reunion.

UGH. The only thing not making her the worst contestant they've ever had on this show for me is that she's yet to participate in a physical assault on another contestant and then crack a joke about it upon his return. (HI ILAN. FUCK OFF YOU ASSHAT.)

[monkiedude.livejournal.com]

Oh, ILAN. What a douche. (Sam, marry me!!!)

But Lisa ... I mean, yes, she is SO dirty looking, but even more than that, it's her EXPRESSIONS. She is just MEAN, and MEAN-LOOKING, and gosh. (And I haven't even seen last night's ep yet. I am sure I will have a stroke, according to recaps.)

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I liked Sam better in his guest judge appearance than I did in season two. I was still smarting from season two the first time I saw the episode but after rewatching the boxed lunch episode yesterday, he was nice, he had smart things to say about the food, and he did a really great job.

Ilan, on the other hand ... GRRR.

There are a few people on TWoP saying that, "Well, she's probably just mad at being excluded because she's not one of the popular people," which, okay, I get that. That's got to suck. And yet at the same time, that's not an excuse for behaving that way. This isn't season two. These people aren't going to pick on you regardless of your behavior. Most of the contestants this season were nice and professional. If she'd been nice and professional in reaction to their disdain for her behavior, they would have said "Bygones" and that would have been it.

But she didn't. She whips out that bitchface at every fucking turn. And there are a few people on the TWoP boards saying, "Oh, she's just making that face because she's trying not to cry," and I keep having to resist the urge to say, "Have you ever SEEN a woman try not to cry? That's not the face we make. That's the face we make when we're trying desperately not to choke a bitch."

She was actually pretty well-behaved and tolerable for most of the episode, aaaaaand then the last two minutes of the episode rolled around. *sigh*

[tigress35.livejournal.com]

Oh, Richard, who knew you had such awesomeness hidden inside you!!! (aside from the cooking skills, of course)

Stephanie looked scared like she was going to get beat on if she didn't offer quick and immediate congrats.