What gives you the impression I like dick? Is it my cheap bleach job?

[apocalypsos]

So I finally saw this week's Shear Genius.

Do you get the impression that Matthew saw Shampoo once and said, "I'm going to become a hairdresser and get so much poon!", and then he became a hairdresser and, like, this one time one gay hairdresser hit on him and that's why now he's like, "NO THANKS I HAVE A REALLY HOT, TAN, GORGEOUS, BLOND, SMART, PRETTY, GRACEFUL, ELEGANT, VOLUPTUOUS, SASSY, HOT (DID I MENTION THE HOTNESS?) WIFE WHO DOESN'T HAVE A PENIS WHO LOVES TO BLOW ME," to everyone just in case?

... yeah.

Also, Meredith's awesome and I totally want to hang with her and big gay dorky Daniel.

Comments

[valerie]

Matthew needs to team up with Kevin from last season's PR and make a show called "I'm not gay. NO, REALLY, I'M NOT GAY." :P

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yeah, just when you thought nobody could be LESS subtle about defending their heterosexuality than Kevin, along comes Matthew ...

[valerie]

The funny thing is that Matt totally thinks he's being convincing, but the effort is totally "I really spend my Saturday nights in the sling room at the local bathhouse."

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Heeee. I can't decide whether it's that or whether Meredith's right and he's just SOOO bad with people that his wife is the first woman he's ever had sex with.

I'm so torn! I can't decide which is more pathetically apt.

[anne-jumps.livejournal.com]

I watched one episode of that and was all, "Jesus, dude, enough about your wife."

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

That woman has him WHIPPED. I wonder if he knows he's so pathetic or if he actually thinks that's romantic.

[kajivar]

Ha! We were laughing about that when we watched. I think he bribed the other contestants to mention his wife when he was gone, too.