What gives you the impression I like dick? Is it my cheap bleach job?

[apocalypsos]

So I finally saw this week's Shear Genius.

Do you get the impression that Matthew saw Shampoo once and said, "I'm going to become a hairdresser and get so much poon!", and then he became a hairdresser and, like, this one time one gay hairdresser hit on him and that's why now he's like, "NO THANKS I HAVE A REALLY HOT, TAN, GORGEOUS, BLOND, SMART, PRETTY, GRACEFUL, ELEGANT, VOLUPTUOUS, SASSY, HOT (DID I MENTION THE HOTNESS?) WIFE WHO DOESN'T HAVE A PENIS WHO LOVES TO BLOW ME," to everyone just in case?

... yeah.

Also, Meredith's awesome and I totally want to hang with her and big gay dorky Daniel.

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Heeee. I can't decide whether it's that or whether Meredith's right and he's just SOOO bad with people that his wife is the first woman he's ever had sex with.

I'm so torn! I can't decide which is more pathetically apt.