What gives you the impression I like dick? Is it my cheap bleach job?

[apocalypsos]

So I finally saw this week's Shear Genius.

Do you get the impression that Matthew saw Shampoo once and said, "I'm going to become a hairdresser and get so much poon!", and then he became a hairdresser and, like, this one time one gay hairdresser hit on him and that's why now he's like, "NO THANKS I HAVE A REALLY HOT, TAN, GORGEOUS, BLOND, SMART, PRETTY, GRACEFUL, ELEGANT, VOLUPTUOUS, SASSY, HOT (DID I MENTION THE HOTNESS?) WIFE WHO DOESN'T HAVE A PENIS WHO LOVES TO BLOW ME," to everyone just in case?

... yeah.

Also, Meredith's awesome and I totally want to hang with her and big gay dorky Daniel.

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[anne-jumps.livejournal.com]

I watched one episode of that and was all, "Jesus, dude, enough about your wife."

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

That woman has him WHIPPED. I wonder if he knows he's so pathetic or if he actually thinks that's romantic.