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Are you asking for a same sex person in all questions or just the first one?

Oops. Just the first one. The rest are all regular. :)

Let's say somebody's holding your family hostage, they're going to give you a hundred million dollars ... whatever it'd take to make you do something absolutely, totally to the extreme opposite of what you would normally do. With that extreme situation in mind ...

Okay question, do they have my whole family? I mean like there’s several in my family that I wouldn’t want them to give back. Okay so the money would help me want to take them back but why should I have to sleep with someone that I don’t want to just to get them back when I know they’d eventually let them go just to get rid of them?

1. Heterosexuals: Which famous member of the same sex would you sleep with to save your family or get the money or whatever, if no one would ever find out about it? Homosexuals: Same question, but member of the opposite sex. Bi: Go ahead, feel free to skip to question two.

Isn’t it bad enough that I want to defrock priests why do I have to sleep with the same sex. Heck I’m already going to hell as it is . . . And a question for you, if you’re straight why can’t you pick out a homosexual to sleep with?

2. Who is the ugliest famous person you'd have sex with in that situation?

Hmmm . . . since it ain’t their face I’m sleeping with it doesn’t matter. Can’t we just line up all the famous guys, have them drop their pants and instead of ugly choose the smallest famous person you’d sleep with?

3. Who is the oldest famous person you'd have sex with in that situation?

Ummmm . . . does Methos count? Didn't think so, how about Sean Connery and there's probably some others that are older but I'm not sure if they're still alive.

4. Who is the most embarrassing famous person you'd have sex with in that situation, assuming that everyone you knew would know that you had sex with them the next day?

What difference does it make? My friends would be so happy I finally found someone to have sex with that they wouldn’t really care who it was.

5. If instead of the whole sex deal, you had to kill someone famous instead, which famous person would it pain you most to have to kill?

Ummmm . . . George Bush. Hey it would be painful, I'd have to look at him and he might try to speak. And there's this whole thing about him looking like a chimp and you know I can't hurt animals.

On the other hand, which famous person would you casually suggest as a murder victim so that you could happily eliminate that sorry existence off the face of the planet?

Ummmm . . . George Bush. Painful yes but for the good of the world I'd do it.

1. Amber Benson

2. Steve Buscemi (he's strangely intriguing)

3. Tony Head

4. Danny Strong

5. It would pain me most to kill James Marsters.
I would gladly kill Sean Connery, and may do it
anyway, just for kicks.

1. Heterosexuals: Which famous member of the same sex would you sleep with to save your family or get the money or whatever, if no one would ever find out about it? Homosexuals: Same question, but member of the opposite sex. Bi: Go ahead, feel free to skip to question two.

Oh lord. Um. Kiera Knightley.

2. Who is the ugliest famous person you'd have sex with in that situation?

Ozzy Osborne.

3. Who is the oldest famous person you'd have sex with in that situation?

Sean Connery, hands down.

4. Who is the most embarrassing famous person you'd have sex with in that situation, assuming that everyone you knew would know that you had sex with them the next day?

Jack Black.

5. If instead of the whole sex deal, you had to kill someone famous instead, which famous person would it pain you most to have to kill? On the other hand, which famous person would you casually suggest as a murder victim so that you could happily eliminate that sorry existence off the face of the planet?

James Marsters would pain me the most. *pauses to wipe the drool off* But I would have to casually suggest Britney Spears.

And for the record, you don't have to get me too drunk at all ;)

1. Heterosexuals: Which famous member of the same sex would you sleep with to save your family or get the money or whatever, if no one would ever find out about it? Homosexuals: Same question, but member of the opposite sex. Bi: Go ahead, feel free to skip to question two.

Willem Dafoe. Or John Cusack, if he was in geek mode. And I really wouldn't care too much if people did find out; it never hurts to play with people's expectations.

2. Who is the ugliest famous person you'd have sex with in that situation?

Well, gosh. For some reason, ugly women tend not to get famous, although I am in no way suggesting that we live in a shallow world.
Sarah-Michelle Gellar is pretty freaky looking. I'd do her, provided nobody I know ever found out.

3. Who is the oldest famous person you'd have sex with in that situation?

Mary McDonnell. Did I mention I want Donnie Darko's mother to be my Mrs Robinson? Especially as I'd then get Maggie Gyllenhaal to elope with me at the end of it.

4. Who is the most embarrassing famous person you'd have sex with in that situation, assuming that everyone you knew would know that you had sex with them the next day?

Going to have to go with Sarah-Michelle Gellar, again. That would be pretty embarassing.

5. If instead of the whole sex deal, you had to kill someone famous instead, which famous person would it pain you most to have to kill? On the other hand, which famous person would you casually suggest as a murder victim so that you could happily eliminate that sorry existence off the face of the planet?

I would seriously consider cutting off my own foot before killing Eliza Dushku. I'd still kill her, but I'd be unhappy about it.
On the other hand, there's a long list of people I'd happily see wasted. Jennifer Lopez, Marti Noxon, Mariah Carey, Colin Farrell (if only to make space for Gabriel Byrne)... in the end, though, I'd have to go with Tony Blair.

1. Heterosexuals: Which famous member of the same sex would you sleep with to save your family or get the money or whatever, if no one would ever find out about it? Homosexuals: Same question, but member of the opposite sex. Bi: Go ahead, feel free to skip to question two.

Sean Connery

2. Who is the ugliest famous person you'd have sex with in that situation?

Whoopie Goldburg

3. Who is the oldest famous person you'd have sex with in that situation?

Cher

4. Who is the most embarrassing famous person you'd have sex with in that situation, assuming that everyone you knew would know that you had sex with them the next day?

Roseanne

5. A. If instead of the whole sex deal, you had to kill someone famous instead, which famous person would it pain you most to have to kill? B. On the other hand, which famous person would you casually suggest as a murder victim so that you could happily eliminate that sorry existence off the face of the planet?

A - Leonard Nimoy (who could kill Spock?)

B - J-Lo

Hey! Where are your answers?

I knew somebody was going to call me on that. ;)

1. Eliza Dushku, definitely.

2. Harvey Keitel or Steve Buscemi.

3. Sean Connery. Ooo, or Christopher Lee.

4. Adrian Paul. Ewww.

5. A - James Marsters, Orlando Bloom, or Hugh Jackman. I think I should have added an addendum that says you can have sex with them *before* you kill them, just like the bad Bond girls. :)

5. B - It's a toss-up between J.Lo, George W. Bush (of course, killing George W. Bush means you have to kill Cheney, too -- otherwise, things go from bad to worse), Marti Noxon, or Joss Whedon.

1. Bi: Go ahead, feel free to skip to question two. We don't get to save our home and family? Fine...be that way. *g*

2. Who is the ugliest famous person you'd have sex with in that situation? Lyle Lovett or Courtney Love

3. Who is the oldest famous person you'd have sex with in that situation? Sean Connery

4. Who is the most embarrassing famous person you'd have sex with in that situation, assuming that everyone you knew would know that you had sex with them the next day? Hmmm...you mean 'I'm embarrassed to say I had sex with them?' Barry Manilow, because I'd be embarrassed that I really wanted to.

5. If instead of the whole sex deal, you had to kill someone famous instead, which famous person would it pain you most to have to kill? On the other hand, which famous person would you casually suggest as a murder victim so that you could happily eliminate that sorry existence off the face of the planet?

The famous person it would pain me to kill - Kevin Spacey...he's such an amazing talent and does so much for young actors and film artists in his own quiet way.

The one I'd suggest for a casual knocking off - I know it's tired and old hat, but Jerry Falwell. Or Ann Coulter, because I don't understand how any woman can be so socially conservative.

because I also have conversations like this at work all the time. Heh.

1. Heterosexuals: Which famous member of the same sex would you sleep with?

Peta Wilson, probably. Hey, at least there wouldn't be a line in front of me.

2. Who is the ugliest famous person you'd have sex with in that situation?

Well, ugly is in the eye of the beholder, of course. For instance, I think Russell Crowe is pretty hideous. But in answer to the question, I'd have to say Kenneth Brannaugh. At least he'd give interesting conversation.

3. Who is the oldest famous person you'd have sex with in that situation?

Ugh. This question is harder than the ugly question because I have a hard time with "old" and "sex". Umm...okay, I'll say Michael Caine.

4. Who is the most embarrassing famous person you'd have sex with in that situation...

Well, it would be most embarrassing for my friends to find out I'd slept with Adrian Paul. Is that what you were going for? Abject humiliation? Yep, that'll get me there.

5. which famous person would it pain you most to have to kill?

Egads, so many! Orlando Bloom, Heath Ledger, well, pretty much anyone under 35 and pretty.

On the other hand, which famous person would you casually suggest as a murder victim so that you could happily eliminate that sorry existence off the face of the planet?

Easy-peasy: J. Lo, Brittany Spears, Christina Aguilera.

1. Heterosexuals: Which famous member of the same sex would you sleep with to save your family or get the money or whatever, if no one would ever find out about it? Homosexuals: Same question, but member of the opposite sex. Bi: Go ahead, feel free to skip to question two.
Catherine Zeta Jones, because stirring Michael Douglas' vanilla!?! *gags* But she is hot, so if it were for a really good cause and all . . .
Also, Peta Wilson as someone else mentioned.

2. Who is the ugliest famous person you'd have sex with in that situation?
Christopher Walken, and only if it were a life or death situation, because not only do I find him repulsive, but he also freakin' creeps me out!

3. Who is the oldest famous person you'd have sex with in that situation?
Harrison Ford or Sean Connery, not that it would take much convincing. My only conditions would be for them to talk a lot - love their voices, yum!- and that they turn the lights off so I wouldn't have to see their wrinkly old grand-pa bums ;)

4. Who is the most embarrassing famous person you'd have sex with in that situation, assuming that everyone you knew would know that you had sex with them the next day?
Can't remember his name right now, but the guy who plays Shaggy in Scooby Doo the movie. As far as abject humiliation goes, that would do it for me.

5. If instead of the whole sex deal, you had to kill someone famous instead, which famous person would it pain you most to have to kill? On the other hand, which famous person would you casually suggest as a murder victim so that you could happily eliminate that sorry existence off the face of the planet?

The most painful: James Marsters (of course), Orlando Bloom, Johnny Depp, Viggo Mortensen, Russell Crowe, Mel Gibson, Heath Ledger . . . you guys get the picture. Yes, you may call me shallow, but I also find them very talented.
I'll take the Bond-girl pre-murder sex option as well please :D
Suggested victims: Brittany Spears, Christina Aguilera, Mariah Carey, and Charleton Heston just to shut those NRA people up with their fucking "He's our president" stickers.

Ya know, I'm away from LJ all weekend, and what happens? I miss something like this...

1. Heterosexuals: Which famous member of the same sex would you sleep with to save your family or get the money or whatever, if no one would ever find out about it? Homosexuals: Same question, but member of the opposite sex. Bi: Go ahead, feel free to skip to question two.

Eliza Dushku. Dunno why.

2. Who is the ugliest famous person you'd have sex with in that situation?

The first name that came to mind was Billy Bob Thornton, but that just caused the biggest "ewwww" factor my brain's ever experienced...

3. Who is the oldest famous person you'd have sex with in that situation?

Sean Connery. And it wouldn't have to be just in that situation either *g*

4. Who is the most embarrassing famous person you'd have sex with in that situation, assuming that everyone you knew would know that you had sex with them the next day?

Dustin Diamond (Screech from Saved by the Bell)

5. If instead of the whole sex deal, you had to kill someone famous instead, which famous person would it pain you most to have to kill? On the other hand, which famous person would you casually suggest as a murder victim so that you could happily eliminate that sorry existence off the face of the planet?

5a. Orlando Bloom, because he's just too pretty!
5b. J-Lo. It'd be a gift to humanity.

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