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apocalypsosOkay, bored out of my head again. So, considering that I've been eyeing my friends list again and wondering exactly how drunk I'd have to get you people for you to let me shag you rotten again, I've had this little question-and-answer session bouncing around in my head.
All right, here's the scenario, which I've broadened slightly from a question I inevitably use at various jobs just to see what everybody I work with will answer ...
Let's say somebody's holding your family hostage, they're going to give you a hundred million dollars ... whatever it'd take to make you do something absolutely, totally to the extreme opposite of what you would normally do. With that extreme situation in mind ...
1. Heterosexuals: Which famous member of the same sex would you sleep with to save your family or get the money or whatever, if no one would ever find out about it? Homosexuals: Same question, but member of the opposite sex. Bi: Go ahead, feel free to skip to question two.
2. Who is the ugliest famous person you'd have sex with in that situation?
3. Who is the oldest famous person you'd have sex with in that situation?
4. Who is the most embarrassing famous person you'd have sex with in that situation, assuming that everyone you knew would know that you had sex with them the next day?
5. If instead of the whole sex deal, you had to kill someone famous instead, which famous person would it pain you most to have to kill? On the other hand, which famous person would you casually suggest as a murder victim so that you could happily eliminate that sorry existence off the face of the planet?
(Oh, and for the sex questions, "I would never have sex with someone of the same sex! Never!" is not an option. You have no excuse. You have to, just this once, for the good of your family and humanity and fluppy little puppies and ... um ... your back account and ... uh ... time-wasting memes like this one. Yes, we here at PBS can't live without your donation dollars and your nasty, regret-ridden sex life. :))
All right, here's the scenario, which I've broadened slightly from a question I inevitably use at various jobs just to see what everybody I work with will answer ...
Let's say somebody's holding your family hostage, they're going to give you a hundred million dollars ... whatever it'd take to make you do something absolutely, totally to the extreme opposite of what you would normally do. With that extreme situation in mind ...
1. Heterosexuals: Which famous member of the same sex would you sleep with to save your family or get the money or whatever, if no one would ever find out about it? Homosexuals: Same question, but member of the opposite sex. Bi: Go ahead, feel free to skip to question two.
2. Who is the ugliest famous person you'd have sex with in that situation?
3. Who is the oldest famous person you'd have sex with in that situation?
4. Who is the most embarrassing famous person you'd have sex with in that situation, assuming that everyone you knew would know that you had sex with them the next day?
5. If instead of the whole sex deal, you had to kill someone famous instead, which famous person would it pain you most to have to kill? On the other hand, which famous person would you casually suggest as a murder victim so that you could happily eliminate that sorry existence off the face of the planet?
(Oh, and for the sex questions, "I would never have sex with someone of the same sex! Never!" is not an option. You have no excuse. You have to, just this once, for the good of your family and humanity and fluppy little puppies and ... um ... your back account and ... uh ... time-wasting memes like this one. Yes, we here at PBS can't live without your donation dollars and your nasty, regret-ridden sex life. :))
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Date: 2003-08-17 02:10 am (UTC)Willem Dafoe. Or John Cusack, if he was in geek mode. And I really wouldn't care too much if people did find out; it never hurts to play with people's expectations.
2. Who is the ugliest famous person you'd have sex with in that situation?
Well, gosh. For some reason, ugly women tend not to get famous, although I am in no way suggesting that we live in a shallow world.
Sarah-Michelle Gellar is pretty freaky looking. I'd do her, provided nobody I know ever found out.
3. Who is the oldest famous person you'd have sex with in that situation?
Mary McDonnell. Did I mention I want Donnie Darko's mother to be my Mrs Robinson? Especially as I'd then get Maggie Gyllenhaal to elope with me at the end of it.
4. Who is the most embarrassing famous person you'd have sex with in that situation, assuming that everyone you knew would know that you had sex with them the next day?
Going to have to go with Sarah-Michelle Gellar, again. That would be pretty embarassing.
5. If instead of the whole sex deal, you had to kill someone famous instead, which famous person would it pain you most to have to kill? On the other hand, which famous person would you casually suggest as a murder victim so that you could happily eliminate that sorry existence off the face of the planet?
I would seriously consider cutting off my own foot before killing Eliza Dushku. I'd still kill her, but I'd be unhappy about it.
On the other hand, there's a long list of people I'd happily see wasted. Jennifer Lopez, Marti Noxon, Mariah Carey, Colin Farrell (if only to make space for Gabriel Byrne)... in the end, though, I'd have to go with Tony Blair.