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apocalypsosOkay, bored out of my head again. So, considering that I've been eyeing my friends list again and wondering exactly how drunk I'd have to get you people for you to let me shag you rotten again, I've had this little question-and-answer session bouncing around in my head.
All right, here's the scenario, which I've broadened slightly from a question I inevitably use at various jobs just to see what everybody I work with will answer ...
Let's say somebody's holding your family hostage, they're going to give you a hundred million dollars ... whatever it'd take to make you do something absolutely, totally to the extreme opposite of what you would normally do. With that extreme situation in mind ...
1. Heterosexuals: Which famous member of the same sex would you sleep with to save your family or get the money or whatever, if no one would ever find out about it? Homosexuals: Same question, but member of the opposite sex. Bi: Go ahead, feel free to skip to question two.
2. Who is the ugliest famous person you'd have sex with in that situation?
3. Who is the oldest famous person you'd have sex with in that situation?
4. Who is the most embarrassing famous person you'd have sex with in that situation, assuming that everyone you knew would know that you had sex with them the next day?
5. If instead of the whole sex deal, you had to kill someone famous instead, which famous person would it pain you most to have to kill? On the other hand, which famous person would you casually suggest as a murder victim so that you could happily eliminate that sorry existence off the face of the planet?
(Oh, and for the sex questions, "I would never have sex with someone of the same sex! Never!" is not an option. You have no excuse. You have to, just this once, for the good of your family and humanity and fluppy little puppies and ... um ... your back account and ... uh ... time-wasting memes like this one. Yes, we here at PBS can't live without your donation dollars and your nasty, regret-ridden sex life. :))
All right, here's the scenario, which I've broadened slightly from a question I inevitably use at various jobs just to see what everybody I work with will answer ...
Let's say somebody's holding your family hostage, they're going to give you a hundred million dollars ... whatever it'd take to make you do something absolutely, totally to the extreme opposite of what you would normally do. With that extreme situation in mind ...
1. Heterosexuals: Which famous member of the same sex would you sleep with to save your family or get the money or whatever, if no one would ever find out about it? Homosexuals: Same question, but member of the opposite sex. Bi: Go ahead, feel free to skip to question two.
2. Who is the ugliest famous person you'd have sex with in that situation?
3. Who is the oldest famous person you'd have sex with in that situation?
4. Who is the most embarrassing famous person you'd have sex with in that situation, assuming that everyone you knew would know that you had sex with them the next day?
5. If instead of the whole sex deal, you had to kill someone famous instead, which famous person would it pain you most to have to kill? On the other hand, which famous person would you casually suggest as a murder victim so that you could happily eliminate that sorry existence off the face of the planet?
(Oh, and for the sex questions, "I would never have sex with someone of the same sex! Never!" is not an option. You have no excuse. You have to, just this once, for the good of your family and humanity and fluppy little puppies and ... um ... your back account and ... uh ... time-wasting memes like this one. Yes, we here at PBS can't live without your donation dollars and your nasty, regret-ridden sex life. :))
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Date: 2003-08-16 08:49 pm (UTC)Okay question, do they have my whole family? I mean like there’s several in my family that I wouldn’t want them to give back. Okay so the money would help me want to take them back but why should I have to sleep with someone that I don’t want to just to get them back when I know they’d eventually let them go just to get rid of them?
1. Heterosexuals: Which famous member of the same sex would you sleep with to save your family or get the money or whatever, if no one would ever find out about it? Homosexuals: Same question, but member of the opposite sex. Bi: Go ahead, feel free to skip to question two.
Isn’t it bad enough that I want to defrock priests why do I have to sleep with the same sex. Heck I’m already going to hell as it is . . . And a question for you, if you’re straight why can’t you pick out a homosexual to sleep with?
2. Who is the ugliest famous person you'd have sex with in that situation?
Hmmm . . . since it ain’t their face I’m sleeping with it doesn’t matter. Can’t we just line up all the famous guys, have them drop their pants and instead of ugly choose the smallest famous person you’d sleep with?
3. Who is the oldest famous person you'd have sex with in that situation?
Ummmm . . . does Methos count? Didn't think so, how about Sean Connery and there's probably some others that are older but I'm not sure if they're still alive.
4. Who is the most embarrassing famous person you'd have sex with in that situation, assuming that everyone you knew would know that you had sex with them the next day?
What difference does it make? My friends would be so happy I finally found someone to have sex with that they wouldn’t really care who it was.
5. If instead of the whole sex deal, you had to kill someone famous instead, which famous person would it pain you most to have to kill?
Ummmm . . . George Bush. Hey it would be painful, I'd have to look at him and he might try to speak. And there's this whole thing about him looking like a chimp and you know I can't hurt animals.
On the other hand, which famous person would you casually suggest as a murder victim so that you could happily eliminate that sorry existence off the face of the planet?
Ummmm . . . George Bush. Painful yes but for the good of the world I'd do it.