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apocalypsosOkay, bored out of my head again. So, considering that I've been eyeing my friends list again and wondering exactly how drunk I'd have to get you people for you to let me shag you rotten again, I've had this little question-and-answer session bouncing around in my head.
All right, here's the scenario, which I've broadened slightly from a question I inevitably use at various jobs just to see what everybody I work with will answer ...
Let's say somebody's holding your family hostage, they're going to give you a hundred million dollars ... whatever it'd take to make you do something absolutely, totally to the extreme opposite of what you would normally do. With that extreme situation in mind ...
1. Heterosexuals: Which famous member of the same sex would you sleep with to save your family or get the money or whatever, if no one would ever find out about it? Homosexuals: Same question, but member of the opposite sex. Bi: Go ahead, feel free to skip to question two.
2. Who is the ugliest famous person you'd have sex with in that situation?
3. Who is the oldest famous person you'd have sex with in that situation?
4. Who is the most embarrassing famous person you'd have sex with in that situation, assuming that everyone you knew would know that you had sex with them the next day?
5. If instead of the whole sex deal, you had to kill someone famous instead, which famous person would it pain you most to have to kill? On the other hand, which famous person would you casually suggest as a murder victim so that you could happily eliminate that sorry existence off the face of the planet?
(Oh, and for the sex questions, "I would never have sex with someone of the same sex! Never!" is not an option. You have no excuse. You have to, just this once, for the good of your family and humanity and fluppy little puppies and ... um ... your back account and ... uh ... time-wasting memes like this one. Yes, we here at PBS can't live without your donation dollars and your nasty, regret-ridden sex life. :))
All right, here's the scenario, which I've broadened slightly from a question I inevitably use at various jobs just to see what everybody I work with will answer ...
Let's say somebody's holding your family hostage, they're going to give you a hundred million dollars ... whatever it'd take to make you do something absolutely, totally to the extreme opposite of what you would normally do. With that extreme situation in mind ...
1. Heterosexuals: Which famous member of the same sex would you sleep with to save your family or get the money or whatever, if no one would ever find out about it? Homosexuals: Same question, but member of the opposite sex. Bi: Go ahead, feel free to skip to question two.
2. Who is the ugliest famous person you'd have sex with in that situation?
3. Who is the oldest famous person you'd have sex with in that situation?
4. Who is the most embarrassing famous person you'd have sex with in that situation, assuming that everyone you knew would know that you had sex with them the next day?
5. If instead of the whole sex deal, you had to kill someone famous instead, which famous person would it pain you most to have to kill? On the other hand, which famous person would you casually suggest as a murder victim so that you could happily eliminate that sorry existence off the face of the planet?
(Oh, and for the sex questions, "I would never have sex with someone of the same sex! Never!" is not an option. You have no excuse. You have to, just this once, for the good of your family and humanity and fluppy little puppies and ... um ... your back account and ... uh ... time-wasting memes like this one. Yes, we here at PBS can't live without your donation dollars and your nasty, regret-ridden sex life. :))
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Date: 2003-08-17 09:37 pm (UTC)Catherine Zeta Jones, because stirring Michael Douglas' vanilla!?! *gags* But she is hot, so if it were for a really good cause and all . . .
Also, Peta Wilson as someone else mentioned.
2. Who is the ugliest famous person you'd have sex with in that situation?
Christopher Walken, and only if it were a life or death situation, because not only do I find him repulsive, but he also freakin' creeps me out!
3. Who is the oldest famous person you'd have sex with in that situation?
Harrison Ford or Sean Connery, not that it would take much convincing. My only conditions would be for them to talk a lot - love their voices, yum!- and that they turn the lights off so I wouldn't have to see their wrinkly old grand-pa bums ;)
4. Who is the most embarrassing famous person you'd have sex with in that situation, assuming that everyone you knew would know that you had sex with them the next day?
Can't remember his name right now, but the guy who plays Shaggy in Scooby Doo the movie. As far as abject humiliation goes, that would do it for me.
5. If instead of the whole sex deal, you had to kill someone famous instead, which famous person would it pain you most to have to kill? On the other hand, which famous person would you casually suggest as a murder victim so that you could happily eliminate that sorry existence off the face of the planet?
The most painful: James Marsters (of course), Orlando Bloom, Johnny Depp, Viggo Mortensen, Russell Crowe, Mel Gibson, Heath Ledger . . . you guys get the picture. Yes, you may call me shallow, but I also find them very talented.
I'll take the Bond-girl pre-murder sex option as well please :D
Suggested victims: Brittany Spears, Christina Aguilera, Mariah Carey, and Charleton Heston just to shut those NRA people up with their fucking "He's our president" stickers.