- 1st
- 14:24
I'm reading a bag of oranges. Now go away.
- 55 comments
16:49Look at me, all getting shit done.
- 2 comments
- 2nd
- 16:48
I think I saw a Monty Python sketch like this once.
- 5 comments
- 3rd
- 19:17
It's not my fault, damn it. Hollywood did this to me.
- 9 comments
- 4th
- 08:07
Well, that's one thing off my list.
- 9 comments
09:37Ha! That's awesome.
- 10 comments
16:57I have something you don't have, I have something you don't have ...
- 7 comments
18:45Why don't I have an icon of Michael Bolton smashing a fax machine?
21:13*sad puppy face*
- 3 comments
- 5th
- 16:08
Well, that's one thing off my to-do list.
22:36Links are fun! Except these ones, because people suck.
- 10 comments
23:15"Are you building a Smurf village over there?"
- 9 comments
- 6th
- 02:15
This is what's commonly called an exercise in futility.
- 10 comments
09:44Further clarification on the college thing:
- 10 comments
16:39Did you know that when you open the hood of a Honda Element, a big Kleenex pops up?
- 3 comments
19:34For my own personal reference ...
- 9 comments
- 7th
- 16:28
I was just supposed to be getting a check-up for plasma donation, damn it.
- 23 comments
- 8th
- 15:02
"I don't like to think about old people having sex and yet you keep talking about your sex life."
- 4 comments
17:11Huh.
- 3 comments
- 9th
- 15:24
That's okay, I'd rather be bored out of my mind and humming ABBA songs.
- 2 comments
15:50This is why I have to go back to college.
- 9 comments
- 11th
- 16:25
I think I sprained something.
- 14 comments
23:58My life, as summed up by a T-shirt.
- 3 comments
- 12th
- 02:21
It's either this or stare at a wall.
- 49 comments
12:52What is your major malfunction?
- 5 comments
17:18I has a college application.
- 9 comments
19:09What computers will be like in the future ...
- 3 comments
- 13th
- 12:59
Why did I take overtime again?
- 6 comments
22:35They're just going to keep taunting me with new designers until I go insane.
- 2 comments
- 14th
- 02:10
Bravo has me by the short hairs.
- 3 comments
03:47Fic: This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things (CW RPS, PG-13)
- 51 comments
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17:03Dear old couple on the passenger side of the car I drove around in the bank parking lot ...
- 3 comments
20:14Random stuff ...
22:05Dude, SWEET.
- 3 comments
- 15th
- 15:47
At random ...
- 6 comments
- 16th
- 06:57
There is a reason I got a Smirnoff from the fridge as soon as I got home ...
- 3 comments
15:14Why ...
- 12 comments
- 18th
- 17:05
This officially sucks. I have paperwork that says so and everything.
- 17 comments
- 19th
- 15:18
See? I completely suck at that whole being-a-virgin thing.
- 41 comments
18:11Okay, is she professionally idiotic or is it just a hobby?
- 8 comments
18:44Yuletide! Woohoo!
- 16 comments
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- 20th
- 15:38
Why do I feel the sudden overwhelming urge to write tonight?
- 6 comments
- 21st
- 17:44
BLARGH.
- 5 comments
- 22nd
- 16:34
I knew that was going to come back to bite him in the ass.
- 5 comments
19:40Random stuff
- 14 comments
23:06And counting ...
- 11 comments
- 23rd
- 04:31
Seven random facts about me ...
- 19 comments
- 24th
- 07:28
It's called "midget tossing" because short people are easily thrown directly at the face.
- 26 comments
16:49Also, the sky is blue, the grass is green and Britney Spears needs a smack upside the head.
- 13 comments
- 25th
- 15:23
My laptop's coming back tomorrow! My laptop's coming back tomorrow!
- 12 comments
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- 26th
- 15:11
Random stuff
- 2 comments
15:20WOOHOO!
- 14 comments
- 27th
- 14:08
Random stuff
- 2 comments
18:49See that kid in the icon?
- 2 comments
20:00Okay ...
- 8 comments
- 28th
- 02:03
It's worth a shot.
- 6 comments
15:43And now, more fannishment ...
- 53 comments
- 29th
- 07:28
Why didn't I think of that?
- 69 comments
18:24In other words, I have a GREAT gene pool.
- 11 comments
- 30th
- 02:10
Wow, that was almost physically painful.
- 33 comments