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apocalypsosOh, please let them have fixed the USB ports while they were at it. Considering how much they fucked up the whole situation, it's only fair. *crosses fingers*
But who cares? (I do! *twirls*) Who gives a damn when there's new Heroes?
-- Stephen Tobolowsky! Homigod! That's so awesome! I was way more excited to see him than Annoyingly Yet Understandably Overexposed Casting Spoiler. Although as usual, I kept expecting Mohinder to yell, "Ned!" and punch him in the face. And hey, who knows? He may be the one person on the planet where you bop him on the head and gold coins really DO come out.
-- Dear Heroes writers ... one old sibling pairing seperated and pining for one another and the other featuring a comforting brother and an angst-ridden sibling? Aw, you missed writing incestuous Supernatural fanfiction too, didn't you?
-- In other words, Maya and Alejandro make me happy, although now describing anything on this show as making my eyes bleed is really going to hit home. And they're both ridiculously hot.
-- Okay, on one hand, I don't hate West and it's really nice to have someone who can fly who actually flies, Nathan. On the other hand ... hey, I know that guy! The hot outcast wearing Threadless shirts and Chucks, carting around a dog-eared copy of something high-school obscure or written by Chuck Palahniuk, listening to early-80s punk and asking the hot new girl with secret skillz whether she's (slang word for popular) or (slang word for unpopular)! He was in that one movie/TV show/YA novel where ... no, wait, I'm sorry, he's in ALL of them. Busy little bastard. His overtime pay must be huge.
-- You do not even want to know the sounds I made when Claire called Nathan. You just don't. My soda glass shattered, for what it's worth.
Yes, okay, Daddy's beard does not want to talk to you right now, sweetie, but STILL.
Also, I am not a Peter/Nathan tinhat. I like Heidi a lot and really want her to come back. But I can't control my brain when it thinks things like, "Oh, now that we've lost our beard, we have to grow our own? Oh, Nathan." Heh. (Heidi, come back! Look what your absence is making me think!)
-- Kensei is faaaaabulous, but then again ... David Anders, so, yay! And ... aw, Hiro. "I broke history." *snerk* See, this is why we keep you, my darling, although when Kensei hit him I was like, "Okay, yeah, sometimes Hiro kind of asks for that." (Okay, who wants this season's completely crack theory from me? Hiro comes back from the future with Kensei and drops him off in the mid-20th century, and Kensei becomes Linderman. It's not true, there's no indication it were true, but it popped into my head when Kensei started speaking and my brain went, "HOMG WOULDN'T THAT ROCK?!" without seeming to grasp that it makes absolutely no fucking sense whatsoever.)
-- Matt and Janice are getting a divorce. Awwww. Matt moved in with Mohinder and Molly. Yay! It's just like Three's Company, except Molly's three times smarter than Suzanne Sommers and less likely to try to make me exercise.
-- Mohinder's working with Mr. Bennet. Watch out, Mohinder! He likes to threateningly twist the fingers of people he works with!
-- Peter's in Ireland, half-naked in a box with no memory of who he is. So many punchlines. See, watch?
1. See? This is why you don't finish the whole bottle of tequila.
2. Great! Now he can't remember the emo bangs.
3. Wasn't that the series finale of Profit? Except in cardboard, with the other Petrelli?
4. And to the left, you'll see Dexter Morgan's mother being hacked to death with a chainsaw ...
I could keep going, but I have to go shower.
But who cares? (I do! *twirls*) Who gives a damn when there's new Heroes?
-- Stephen Tobolowsky! Homigod! That's so awesome! I was way more excited to see him than Annoyingly Yet Understandably Overexposed Casting Spoiler. Although as usual, I kept expecting Mohinder to yell, "Ned!" and punch him in the face. And hey, who knows? He may be the one person on the planet where you bop him on the head and gold coins really DO come out.
-- Dear Heroes writers ... one old sibling pairing seperated and pining for one another and the other featuring a comforting brother and an angst-ridden sibling? Aw, you missed writing incestuous Supernatural fanfiction too, didn't you?
-- In other words, Maya and Alejandro make me happy, although now describing anything on this show as making my eyes bleed is really going to hit home. And they're both ridiculously hot.
-- Okay, on one hand, I don't hate West and it's really nice to have someone who can fly who actually flies, Nathan. On the other hand ... hey, I know that guy! The hot outcast wearing Threadless shirts and Chucks, carting around a dog-eared copy of something high-school obscure or written by Chuck Palahniuk, listening to early-80s punk and asking the hot new girl with secret skillz whether she's (slang word for popular) or (slang word for unpopular)! He was in that one movie/TV show/YA novel where ... no, wait, I'm sorry, he's in ALL of them. Busy little bastard. His overtime pay must be huge.
-- You do not even want to know the sounds I made when Claire called Nathan. You just don't. My soda glass shattered, for what it's worth.
Yes, okay, Daddy's beard does not want to talk to you right now, sweetie, but STILL.
Also, I am not a Peter/Nathan tinhat. I like Heidi a lot and really want her to come back. But I can't control my brain when it thinks things like, "Oh, now that we've lost our beard, we have to grow our own? Oh, Nathan." Heh. (Heidi, come back! Look what your absence is making me think!)
-- Kensei is faaaaabulous, but then again ... David Anders, so, yay! And ... aw, Hiro. "I broke history." *snerk* See, this is why we keep you, my darling, although when Kensei hit him I was like, "Okay, yeah, sometimes Hiro kind of asks for that." (Okay, who wants this season's completely crack theory from me? Hiro comes back from the future with Kensei and drops him off in the mid-20th century, and Kensei becomes Linderman. It's not true, there's no indication it were true, but it popped into my head when Kensei started speaking and my brain went, "HOMG WOULDN'T THAT ROCK?!" without seeming to grasp that it makes absolutely no fucking sense whatsoever.)
-- Matt and Janice are getting a divorce. Awwww. Matt moved in with Mohinder and Molly. Yay! It's just like Three's Company, except Molly's three times smarter than Suzanne Sommers and less likely to try to make me exercise.
-- Mohinder's working with Mr. Bennet. Watch out, Mohinder! He likes to threateningly twist the fingers of people he works with!
-- Peter's in Ireland, half-naked in a box with no memory of who he is. So many punchlines. See, watch?
1. See? This is why you don't finish the whole bottle of tequila.
2. Great! Now he can't remember the emo bangs.
3. Wasn't that the series finale of Profit? Except in cardboard, with the other Petrelli?
4. And to the left, you'll see Dexter Morgan's mother being hacked to death with a chainsaw ...
I could keep going, but I have to go shower.
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Date: 2007-09-25 07:45 pm (UTC)And I think I fell alittle bit more in love with Hiro cause of the whole "I broke history." line :)
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Date: 2007-09-25 07:48 pm (UTC)Oh god, I just sporffled out loud at work & had my office mate ask what was so funny...
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Date: 2007-09-25 07:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-09-25 10:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-09-25 07:55 pm (UTC)And ditto to pretty much everything you said. Although Maya's power kept making me think of the 'two by two, hands of blue' people from Firefly.
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Date: 2007-09-25 08:01 pm (UTC)Unless thats what theyre going for.
Peter's box appearance made me think of Darla from Angel. Only less crazy. And less naked.
I love Kensei! I just think its so cute that he's a con-artist. I also think its so cute that Ando has been hanging out with Hiro's dad for the past 4 months. ANDOOOOO! I need a Hiro and Ando icon, man. (i actually I just need icons at this point because I am in the process of switching them out)
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Date: 2007-09-25 08:17 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2007-09-25 09:41 pm (UTC)That line made my night. I thought the ep couldn't get any better.
Then they gave us Shirtless-Handcuffed-Peter-in-a-Box. OMG. I find it oddly hilarious that the Irish mobsters were looking for iPods. As
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Date: 2007-09-26 03:17 am (UTC)Like I needed another brotherfucking show...