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[apocalypsos]

I've spent the past two nights sleeping in my butterfly chair instead of my bed. You know those people who can fold themselves into tiny little balls and fit themselves in boxes? This is like that, except I'm not getting paid for it.

If you'll excuse me, I have to go work on my zombieficathon story with my feet looped around my ears.

EDIT: All of the music that I have on my Zen, and I continue to only listen to the score of Unbreakable while I write. Sheesh.

OTHER EDIT: Senators to push for $100 gas rebate checks. Okay, here's the thing. Dear government, STOP GIVING ME MONEY. Ignoring all the other bullshit in the article about opening Alaska and fucking with the environment, which everybody else is doing a fine enough job complaining about so I don't have to, that $300 tax break you assholes gave me six years ago? Yeah, that was really nice and all, but when tax season rolled around the next year, I ended up having to PAY IT THE FUCK BACK. For the first time ever, I didn't get shit back at tax season. So I don't even want to think about what you'll ask me for six months after giving me a gas rebate check. Maybe I should be glad I don't even have any firstborn children, although I should probably sign over my immortal soul to my mother just in case of an emergency.

SON OF OTHER EDIT: Republican politicians in prostitution scandal. *giggles* As I said to calligrafiti, at least Clinton didn't have to pay for it.