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Oct. 5th, 2003 12:02 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosHey, guys! Remember the list? Okay, so seeing as how I'm having a bit of writer's block with Chapter Four of "Lightness", I decided to try and kill the whole bloody list as quickly as possible. Who's with me?
Here's the ones I've gotten rid of so far ...
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2. Mr. Fantastic/Drusilla (Buffy)
"Reed, is that a vampire with her teeth stuck in your neck or are you just happy to see me?"
"Just shut up and pull her off me, Johnny."
13. Magneto (Movieverse)/Michael Knight
"Is he still watching that "Knight Rider" marathon on the Sci-Fi Channel?"
"Well, I couldn't very well pry the remote control from his hand, Toad! Trust me, I tried."
"That's just disgusting, Mystique."
"Tell me about it."
15. Jenny Calendar/Captain Kirk
"Hey, aren't you a woman? I like that in my women!"
19. Leo Wyatt/Buffy Summers
Leo and Buffy make puppy-dog eyes at one another.
Piper: "Oh, no, you don't! If anybody's going to trample on Leo's manhood and ruin him for other women, it's going to be me!"
42. Kyle Reese/Skinner (X-Files)
"I came back here for you, Skinner. I love you. I always have."
"If you think you're going to impregnate me with a future world leader, you're out of your ever-lovin' mind."
48. Elrond/Angelus
"Your evil invades every fiber of my being, you foul --"
"Mind if I lick your eyebrows?"
"I thought you'd never ask."
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3. Duncan MacLeod/Marrow
4. Husk/Lindsey (Angel)
5. Iceman (Movieverse)/Trinity (Matrix)
6. Kull/Fleur Delacour
9. Murtaugh/VampWillow
10. Toad (Movieverse)/Arwen
12. Tessa Noel/Dumbledore
14. Methos/Nightcrawler (Movieverse)
16. Krycek/Xander Harris
17. T-1000/Pyro (Movieverse)
18. Angel/Paul Atreides
20. Amanda (HL)/Neo
22. Samwise Gamgee/Storm (Movieverse)
24. River (Firefly)/Saruman
25. Obi-Wan Kenobi/Gunn (Angel)
26. Martin Riggs/Fitzcairn (HL)
27. Iceman/Catwoman
28. Rogue (Movieverse)/Tara
29. Richie Ryan/John Bender
30. Gandalf/Charlie Weasley
31. Anakin Skywalker/Harley Quinn
32. Lex Luthor (Smallville)/Sarah Connor
33. Indiana Jones/Nick Fury
34. Cassandra (HL)/Inigo Montoya
36. Tom Sawyer (LXG)/Sirius Black
38. Jack Sparrow/Dana Scully
39. Will Turner (PotC)/Professor Xavier
40. Gimli/Dorian Grey
41. The Punisher/Eowyn
43. Boromir/Jean Grey
44. Bill Weasley/Elizabeth (PotC)
45. Mystique/Pippin
46. Doggett/ALF
47. Lady Deathstryke (Movieverse)/The Violator
49. Jean Grey (Movieverse)/Wayne (Wayne's World)
50. Martian Manhunter/Dr. Jekyll (LXG)
52. Mal (Firefly)/Nightcrawler
53. Cyclops (Movieverse)/Batman
54. Juggernaut/Buffybot
55. Riley Finn/Remus Lupin
56. John Connor/Professor McGonagell
57. Gilderoy Lockhart/Peter Venkman
58. Prince Humperdinck/Inara (sp?) (Firefly)
59. Blade/Doyle (Angel)
60. Captain America/Frodo Baggins
61. Green Goblin/Lara Croft
62. T-X/Victor Krum
63. Nightwing/Legolas
64. Piper Halliwell/Pete (Smallville)
65. Green Lantern/Rodney Skinner (LXG)
66. Phoebe Halliwell/Captain Barbossa
67. Morpheus (Matrix)/Tony Soprano
68. Lana Lang (Smallville)/Mary Jane Watson
70. Cole Turner (Charmed)/Claire (Breakfast Club)
73. Paige Matthews (Charmed)/Mystique (Movieverse)
75. Spawn/Lucius Malfoy
76. Simon (Firefly)/Allen Quartermaine (LXG)
77. Sabertooth/Fox Mulder
78. Fraser (Due South)/Methos
79. Ray Vecchio/Tony Soprano
80. Ray Kowalski/Iceman
What's say we chop this list down until there aren't any pairings left? Just short, quick, amusing deaths.
Here's the ones I've gotten rid of so far ...
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2. Mr. Fantastic/Drusilla (Buffy)
"Reed, is that a vampire with her teeth stuck in your neck or are you just happy to see me?"
"Just shut up and pull her off me, Johnny."
13. Magneto (Movieverse)/Michael Knight
"Is he still watching that "Knight Rider" marathon on the Sci-Fi Channel?"
"Well, I couldn't very well pry the remote control from his hand, Toad! Trust me, I tried."
"That's just disgusting, Mystique."
"Tell me about it."
15. Jenny Calendar/Captain Kirk
"Hey, aren't you a woman? I like that in my women!"
19. Leo Wyatt/Buffy Summers
Leo and Buffy make puppy-dog eyes at one another.
Piper: "Oh, no, you don't! If anybody's going to trample on Leo's manhood and ruin him for other women, it's going to be me!"
42. Kyle Reese/Skinner (X-Files)
"I came back here for you, Skinner. I love you. I always have."
"If you think you're going to impregnate me with a future world leader, you're out of your ever-lovin' mind."
48. Elrond/Angelus
"Your evil invades every fiber of my being, you foul --"
"Mind if I lick your eyebrows?"
"I thought you'd never ask."
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3. Duncan MacLeod/Marrow
4. Husk/Lindsey (Angel)
5. Iceman (Movieverse)/Trinity (Matrix)
6. Kull/Fleur Delacour
9. Murtaugh/VampWillow
10. Toad (Movieverse)/Arwen
12. Tessa Noel/Dumbledore
14. Methos/Nightcrawler (Movieverse)
16. Krycek/Xander Harris
17. T-1000/Pyro (Movieverse)
18. Angel/Paul Atreides
20. Amanda (HL)/Neo
22. Samwise Gamgee/Storm (Movieverse)
24. River (Firefly)/Saruman
25. Obi-Wan Kenobi/Gunn (Angel)
26. Martin Riggs/Fitzcairn (HL)
27. Iceman/Catwoman
28. Rogue (Movieverse)/Tara
29. Richie Ryan/John Bender
30. Gandalf/Charlie Weasley
31. Anakin Skywalker/Harley Quinn
32. Lex Luthor (Smallville)/Sarah Connor
33. Indiana Jones/Nick Fury
34. Cassandra (HL)/Inigo Montoya
36. Tom Sawyer (LXG)/Sirius Black
38. Jack Sparrow/Dana Scully
39. Will Turner (PotC)/Professor Xavier
40. Gimli/Dorian Grey
41. The Punisher/Eowyn
43. Boromir/Jean Grey
44. Bill Weasley/Elizabeth (PotC)
45. Mystique/Pippin
46. Doggett/ALF
47. Lady Deathstryke (Movieverse)/The Violator
49. Jean Grey (Movieverse)/Wayne (Wayne's World)
50. Martian Manhunter/Dr. Jekyll (LXG)
52. Mal (Firefly)/Nightcrawler
53. Cyclops (Movieverse)/Batman
54. Juggernaut/Buffybot
55. Riley Finn/Remus Lupin
56. John Connor/Professor McGonagell
57. Gilderoy Lockhart/Peter Venkman
58. Prince Humperdinck/Inara (sp?) (Firefly)
59. Blade/Doyle (Angel)
60. Captain America/Frodo Baggins
61. Green Goblin/Lara Croft
62. T-X/Victor Krum
63. Nightwing/Legolas
64. Piper Halliwell/Pete (Smallville)
65. Green Lantern/Rodney Skinner (LXG)
66. Phoebe Halliwell/Captain Barbossa
67. Morpheus (Matrix)/Tony Soprano
68. Lana Lang (Smallville)/Mary Jane Watson
70. Cole Turner (Charmed)/Claire (Breakfast Club)
73. Paige Matthews (Charmed)/Mystique (Movieverse)
75. Spawn/Lucius Malfoy
76. Simon (Firefly)/Allen Quartermaine (LXG)
77. Sabertooth/Fox Mulder
78. Fraser (Due South)/Methos
79. Ray Vecchio/Tony Soprano
80. Ray Kowalski/Iceman
What's say we chop this list down until there aren't any pairings left? Just short, quick, amusing deaths.
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Date: 2003-10-04 09:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-10-04 09:11 pm (UTC)Setting: Go Fish
Krycek: It's not a red Speedo, but it'll do!
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Date: 2003-10-04 11:27 pm (UTC)78. Fraser (Due South)/Methos
Date: 2003-10-05 06:18 am (UTC)38. Jack Sparrow/Dana Scully
Date: 2003-10-05 06:21 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-10-05 07:20 am (UTC)Rogue: I really like you, Tara, but if I touch you, I'll suck out your life force.
Tara: Oh. Well, I only ever had metaphorical sex with my last girlfriend for two years, and then when we finally got naked, I got killed. So that's par for the course, really. Wanna try some "magic"?
Rogue: Darlin', we are the magic.
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Date: 2003-10-05 09:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-10-05 09:50 am (UTC)Maybe that's what drove Dru insane. Considering that Reed could literally satisfy any woman ever.
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Date: 2003-10-05 10:30 am (UTC)...I'm starting to realize it wasn't particularly funny.
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Date: 2003-10-06 05:43 pm (UTC)http://www.livejournal.com/users/trishalynn/327645.html#cutid1