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[apocalypsos]

Dear God,

You know, you're seriously cool people. But your followers are really starting to piss me the fuck off.

Just so you know.

Sincerely,

Me

P.S. Not all of your followers. But some of them could use a Biblical bitchslap.

P.P.S. Are you the one making me download Punjabi dance music?

P.P.P.S. And if so, what the hell are you on?

P.P.P.P.S. No, don't tell me. I don't want to know.