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New Line Studios has had extraordinary success in keeping details of Snakes on a Plane secret. The film is due to open Friday without benefit of preview showings or even screenings for critics, although no one is expecting the film to bite the dust. On Wednesday, Reuters observed, "Smart moviegoers usually avoid a film released without advance screenings because it can indicate a studio knows the movie is bad. But Snakes is unusual. People who have never seen it already call themselves 'fans' and many hope it will be awful." New York Post critic Kyle Smith indicated today (Thursday) that he's one of them. "Bad Movies are special," he wrote, "genre flicks - shoot-'em-ups, stabathons, disaster epics -- that make you holler and stomp for 90 minutes. Then when the lights go up and someone asks you how it was, you reply, 'Oh that? That was a Bad Movie.' A Bad Movie is a bad movie you watch over and over."

PREACH IT, BABY.

As long as there are snakes and a plane and Samuel L. Jackson, I'm going to be fucking ecstatic. I'm trying to decide between wearing my "Bite Me" shirt, my "Bites When Provoked" shirt, or my "Hello Cthulhu" shirt. "Bites When Provoked" would probably work best, don't you think? ;) *cannot wait for tomorrow*

Watched the finale of America's Got Talent. YAY BIANCA RYAN! They should have just handed her the check from day one. And she was just so freakin' stunned! It was adorable. Good for her. :)

And LEONID! He was everywhere, and they even gave him a little clip montage. You know what I'd love, though? I'd love a icon of him on last night's Jimmy Kimmel, because he came out right after Paul Reubens, sat down, and put his boots up on the desk, then leaned back and gave Paul this coquettish smile. And then Paul beamed and put his head on his folded hands all flirtatious, and it was the BEST THING EVER.

To everybody who has sent me music so far ... *tackleglomps* You guys are awesome. Thanks! :)

I need to go write fic. I'm going through deprivation, I swear. I'd ask for more prompts, but I feel guilty when I ask for prompts and then don't get to work on all of them.
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