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[apocalypsos]

You want to know what the definition of a vicious taunt is? Today, somebody brought in two locked film cannisters to be shipped. As it was, the movie was "Calendar Girls", which meant I stood nearby for ten minutes whimpering and occasionally reaching out to lightly pet the cases.

I can only assume that had "Return of the King" been in them, this post would be friends-only, give precise directions to a top-secret location, and self-destruct in ten seconds.

The counter guy's reaction was funny, too, because he hadn't heard of the movie and the guy shipping it only told him there were naked chicks in it. You know, if I'd been thinking clearly, I probably could have convinced every guy who worked there that it was Chock Full O' T&A and gotten a sneak preview of the thing two months early. Or, you know, however much of it I managed to see before the guys revolted at the sight of Past Middle-Aged T&A and tore the poor, defenseless celluloid to shreds.

Comments

[deadspiders.livejournal.com]

That's cruel. I heard, though, that canisters with the first two LoTR movies in them had misleading, secret labels on them so only a select few would know what was inside. Watch out for erroneous labels!

[laughingrat.livejournal.com]

I know nothing about this movie...but now I'm curious. ;)

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

The trailer's right here if you want to watch it. It's basically The Full Monty with women, but it does look pretty funny.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

See, you can't bring that up now, because ... because ... uh, excuse me for a sec ...

*NERVOUS BREAKDOWN* *twitchsqueak* *NERVOUS BREAKDOWN* *twitch*

Sorry. Tension breaker. Had to be done.

[deadspiders.livejournal.com]

I completely understand. Er, you missed a bit of brain, over here. It slid out on the second convulsion. (*hands it to you*)

Don't worry - you're going to be fine. December is just a breath away. They've already started selling candy canes and plum pudding! The countdown begins!