You know what's the most awesome thing on the planet?

[apocalypsos]

Sitting at home drinking a Smirnoff instead of going to work and ... you know, working.

I still felt like going out, though, so I went and picked up a few groceries and clothes and got my hair trimmed at a place where I had this picture of what looked frighteningly like a twelve-year-old Tom Welling smiling at me as if to say, "YAY! Now you'll be as pretty as meeeeeeee!" I still have to dye it but for now it doesn't look so much like a frayed rat's nest.

Oh, and I also picked up this really cute jacket with the Gap gift card I got for Christmas. It's got three-quarter length sleeves that fit my tiny little arms, too. And it's pretty warm, although with the weather the past few days that's not exactly my biggest problem.

I also discovered that my parents have a gigantic new flatscreen television. The first thing I did after seeing it was walk into my brother's room and declare, "I'm going to have sex with the new TV." My brother's response was pretty much, "Take a number. There's a line forming in the dining room."

And now I'm off to watch last night's Office and this week's Top Chef (which will definitely require some liquor), start downloading Ugly Betty episodes, and write some smut, since that's the tradition when I skip work -- get drunk and write porn. ;)

Comments

[arabiana.livejournal.com]

WooHoo for tradition! And I too wish to take a number. *waits impatiently*
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[paddle-slut.livejournal.com]

*chokes on pizza* ok seriously jenn hunny, i choked on my pizza when i read "I'm going to have sex with the new TV." "Take a number. There's a line forming in the dining room."...something tells me id seriously get along with your brother *beams*
& there is seriously nothing better then getting drunk & writing/reading/watching porn *beams*....sounds kinda like my night

[laurelin-kit.livejournal.com]

ABC.com has all of Ugly Betty up for watching. That's how I watch it, since Office takes priority over ALL.

[random-serious.livejournal.com]

Skipping work? Lovely idea! Work is such a drag, sometimes.