ARGH.

[apocalypsos]

GIVE ME ONE GOOD FUCKING REASON I SHOULD HAVE TO WATCH BETTY FOR ANOTHER FUCKING HOUR OF MY GODDAMN LIFE.

Comments

[thebratqueen.livejournal.com]

She might get eaten by a dolphin?

[ladyophelia14.livejournal.com]

Ditto. I don't know why he chose her, she's such a shrew, and a sucky chef, besides.

Also, what is Ilan;s damage? He wants to PEE on Marcel? I mean, seriously, actually wants to pee on him? And then I had to see Marcel pee on his own finger?

WTF Bravo? WTF?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Well, if the promo for what'll happen after the commercials is accurate, she's going to fuck up one of Ilan's stupid dishes, so YAY!

[whatdanidigs.livejournal.com]

I just hate having to listen to Ilan say how everyone loves him and they wanted to work with him.

I hate you Ilan!

[thebratqueen.livejournal.com]

Maybe she hides the saffron on him.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Oh, good Lord, do you see what he's wearing in his interviews? A backwards hat and a fucking VEST and the world's thickest ugliest bling. I'm sorry, is he TWELVE?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Well, there would go his entire menu.

[thebratqueen.livejournal.com]

Well he'd still have paprika.

WTF with his RUN DMC meets TLC meets Vanilla Ice interview outfit, btw??

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Honest to God. He's wearing a fucking VEST, for criminy's sake. They went out of style which year in the early 90's, exactly? And if that isn't the ugliest thickest piece of bling I've ever seen. Yuck.

Oh, man, Sam and Mike are getting to me. *sigh*

[thebratqueen.livejournal.com]

Seriously yo. Though props to Sam for stepping up when the fish went missing.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yes, I'll give him that. At least he's taking that bit about helping Marcel win a lot more seriously than anybody else would have.

*crosses fingers for Marcel*

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

God, I can't stand that smug moron. He's behaving a little better this week, but STILL.

Marcel sounded a hell of a lot more mature in that judges table discussion than Ilan did, imo.

[eisoj5]

Heh. My husband was saying that it would be great if someone made a YouTube video showing Ilan saying all those things about how he's more forgiving than Marcel, blahdidyblah...side-by-side with the whole "I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO PEE ON MARCEL" thing. Two-faced jackass.

[quicksylver-btg.livejournal.com]

Plus did you notice how much of Ilan's "technique" was actually Elia's? I did not see him cook one damn thing.