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apocalypsosA collectible Mary Jane figurine that'll make you want to punch the designer.
I think of several things when I see that figurine, once I get past the seething rage.
1. Is it bad that I'm surprised she's even wearing clothes at all?
2. ... okay, seriously, I'm trying to think of something intelligent to say and all I want to do is choke a bitch.
3. My best friend wears thongs to work at our twelve-hours-a-day factory job (hard to miss, considering they ride up every time she bends over) and I just ... I can't even ... I don't know. I can't even wear those things. They're ridiculously uncomfortable and you're going to wear them for anything other than either a night on the town (one of the few situations in which you're usually pretty but uncomfortable) or for a booty call? Seriously?
4. No, really, can I choke a bitch? Or perhaps I should say misogynistic asshat?
I think of several things when I see that figurine, once I get past the seething rage.
1. Is it bad that I'm surprised she's even wearing clothes at all?
2. ... okay, seriously, I'm trying to think of something intelligent to say and all I want to do is choke a bitch.
3. My best friend wears thongs to work at our twelve-hours-a-day factory job (hard to miss, considering they ride up every time she bends over) and I just ... I can't even ... I don't know. I can't even wear those things. They're ridiculously uncomfortable and you're going to wear them for anything other than either a night on the town (one of the few situations in which you're usually pretty but uncomfortable) or for a booty call? Seriously?
4. No, really, can I choke a bitch? Or perhaps I should say misogynistic asshat?
