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apocalypsosYay! Came home today to empty space where evil laptop used to be and short note left behind in its place. Sick of Punjabi dance music and incessant rounds of "Collapse". Figured losing the use of important keyboard keys might stymie you, but "Jake 2.0" wallpaper definitely last straw. Have run off to the Island of Misfit Toys. HA!
As Island of Misfit Toys doesn't exist and laptop cannot swim, can't say I'm all that depressed.
Have also won the lottery, but untold millions not half as much fun as newfound ability to make anvils appear in midair above the heads of people too stupid to live.
Now, if you'll all excuse me, I'm off to have sex with Colin Farrell.
At least until Johnny Depp shows up.
As Island of Misfit Toys doesn't exist and laptop cannot swim, can't say I'm all that depressed.
Have also won the lottery, but untold millions not half as much fun as newfound ability to make anvils appear in midair above the heads of people too stupid to live.
Now, if you'll all excuse me, I'm off to have sex with Colin Farrell.
At least until Johnny Depp shows up.
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Date: 2003-11-12 07:05 pm (UTC)DAAAAMN YOUUU!!! *shakes fist angrily* I will have my revenge!!!!
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