In other words, I have a GREAT gene pool.

[apocalypsos]

The usual response I get when I tell people this is my thirtieth birthday:

"Oh, wow! I thought you were only twenty-two!"

And a conversation my mother had this week, as heard of from my dad:

Mom: "I've got a thirty-year-old daughter."
Other Person: "Oh, you do not!"
Mom: "Do too."
Other Person: "You can't!"
Mom: "Oh, I do."
Other Person: "You don't even look like you could have a thirty-year-old daughter."
Mom: "Okay, you're right, I don't." *points to my dad* "But he does."
Dad: "Hey!"

Also, I went grocery shopping today. Did you know that they make cookie dough Pop-Tarts now? I snapped those fuckers up so fast I'm lucky the box didn't get whiplash.