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Nov. 23rd, 2003 08:32 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsos*sighs*
Why do I watch Charmed again?
Oh, yeah. Because I want to have a marathon shagfest with Chris in every part of the mansion every day until I keel over from orgasmic overdose. My bad.
EDIT: The Proceedings in the Charmed Writing Department About Three Months Ago, as Imagined By Yours Truly:
Head Writer: So, in our infinite genius and creativity, we will make Chris Wyatt come from the future to save his tiny drooling self. And the audience doesn't even have a clue!
Second Writer: Actually, sir, the online fan boards show that most fans have already figured that out by now --
Head Writer: Silence! Our vast omniscience knows no bounds! Nothing could ever screw up this unforeseen plot development --
(Holly Marie Coombs bursts in)
Holly: Guess what, guys? I'm pregnant!
(Absolute silence, much frowning, and perhaps the quaint music of a dozen crickets fill the air for a full minute before ...)
Head Writer: Wait, I've got a better idea!
Second Writer: We'll put Chris and Future Wyatt in the same room together to destroy any rumors that they're one and the same, then hook up Leo and Piper again and make him Wyatt's baby brother but never actually mention it just to screw with the audience a little bit longer?
Head Writer: NO! We'll put Chris and Future Wyatt in the same room together to destroy any rumors that they're one and the same, then hook up Leo and Piper again and make him Wyatt's baby brother but never actually mention it just to screw with the audience a little bit longer.
Second Writer: But I just said --
Head Writer: Never question me!
Why do I watch Charmed again?
Oh, yeah. Because I want to have a marathon shagfest with Chris in every part of the mansion every day until I keel over from orgasmic overdose. My bad.
EDIT: The Proceedings in the Charmed Writing Department About Three Months Ago, as Imagined By Yours Truly:
Head Writer: So, in our infinite genius and creativity, we will make Chris Wyatt come from the future to save his tiny drooling self. And the audience doesn't even have a clue!
Second Writer: Actually, sir, the online fan boards show that most fans have already figured that out by now --
Head Writer: Silence! Our vast omniscience knows no bounds! Nothing could ever screw up this unforeseen plot development --
(Holly Marie Coombs bursts in)
Holly: Guess what, guys? I'm pregnant!
(Absolute silence, much frowning, and perhaps the quaint music of a dozen crickets fill the air for a full minute before ...)
Head Writer: Wait, I've got a better idea!
Second Writer: We'll put Chris and Future Wyatt in the same room together to destroy any rumors that they're one and the same, then hook up Leo and Piper again and make him Wyatt's baby brother but never actually mention it just to screw with the audience a little bit longer?
Head Writer: NO! We'll put Chris and Future Wyatt in the same room together to destroy any rumors that they're one and the same, then hook up Leo and Piper again and make him Wyatt's baby brother but never actually mention it just to screw with the audience a little bit longer.
Second Writer: But I just said --
Head Writer: Never question me!
