Now that I have my mojo back somewhat ...

[apocalypsos]

Erm, I may be a bit of an asshat, really.

*****

In retrospect, Dean probably shouldn't have said it.

Honestly, it was a taunt more than anything else. It was his job in life to get Sam's very serious, uptight ass to relax every once in a while when he least expected it. And Jesus, even he knew his methods were a bit simplistic. Telling Sam what a huge freakin' girl he was. Bitching about his tendency to nag. Asking him where he kept his World's Biggest Geek blue ribbon. You know, the sort of childish bullshit that made Sam eyes roll.

Could you be any gayer?

Seriously, the guy was talking about fairy tales. The joke made itself.

The thing was, somewhere in the split second between the moment the comment registered and the inevitable and familiar roll of Sam's eyes, something flashed in Sam's gaze, something bright and hot and promising. His lips twitched upward at the corners, wide and teasing, and for just a second before the standard brotherly banter resumed, Dean took one look at the expression on Sam's face and thought, I am so fucked, aren't I?

And he would be normally would have been, right then and there against the nearest flat surface and he'd have been lucky if he even would have gotten enough lube for it without begging for it. But there was the case to solve and damsels to save, and somewhere in the middle of it all Dean completely forgot just how far into his mouth he'd shoved his foot.

Until the whole thing was over and they'd gone back to their motel room.

And then there was Sam practically tearing the clothes from his body before Dean could protest, the tall heated press of Sam against his back as one of Sam's huge hands wrapped around Dean's hard cock and Sam pushed into him from behind, Dean's hands awkwardly scrabbling for purchase on cheap motel wallpaper.

Sam leaned forward, husky laughter accompanying a quick teasing suck on Dean's earlobe, and said, "Is this gay enough for you, Dean?"

Dean glared over his shoulder at Sam, an annoyed look which faded with the first hard thrust.

And yeah, okay, maybe he'd asked for that one.

*****

OH, COME ON.

Meanwhile, the permanently-paralyzed!Luke/Noah story idea actually developed, like, soap opera plotlines and grew baby swaps and faked deaths last night. You should see my story notes for this thing. There's this one line about Luke and Noah's sex life (mostly that I need to look up more details on paralyzed guys getting erections, although if anybody can give me details or point me towards them, that would be a HUGE help ... and maybe stuff about everyday life for paraplegics, and I swear this story wasn't this involved and detailed two days ago) and then two whole pages of charts and family trees and stuff for the kids. It's hilaaaaarious.

And now I leave you with this:



Oh, boys. Just when I think I need to take a break from fandom for a week to keep my sanity, you suck me back in. *snuggles them*

EDIT: Okay, seriously, the funniest thing about my hair right now is that every time I style it differently than I did the day before somebody ALWAYS ask me, "Oh, you got a haircut?" Yes, I get a new one every day. The hairdresser's sick of seeing me. *eye roll*

Comments

[svilleficrecs.livejournal.com]

YAY SOAP OPERA CRAZY PLOTLINES!!! :D

[shoiryu.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahahaha, the drabble is perfect.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Dude, seriously, I stepped away from my notebook at one point last night and said, "I really need to write for daytime." Honest to God, I think I managed to swap eggs, sperm, fetuses and babies all the same pregnancy. \o/

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I was thinking about the wank last night and I thought, "You know, nobody would have complained about that line if Sam had followed it up by blowing Dean." :)

[shoiryu.livejournal.com]

I know, right?

[sizequeen.livejournal.com]

Luke isn't totally paralyzed below the waist. There is swelling around the spine, but no break. I think he has some control over his lower body, right? Because he stood half-way up in the chair with Noah's help.

As for quadriplegic sex, a male quad man can achive an erection through prostate massage and, of course, Viagra.

There are some other methods that require electro-chock and such, but that seems less romantic.;-)

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Well, I think he just pushed himself up from the chair with his arms -- he didn't appear to be putting that much weight on his legs.

As for quadriplegic sex, a male quad man can achive an erection through prostate massage and, of course, Viagra.

Yeah, but how much of that is he going to feel? (Which sounds like a stupid question in my head but since I want to make sure I don't write the wrong thing and I don't know what the hell I'm talking about anyway ... *shrugs*)

Honestly, I don't even know why I'm trying to get this much right when the realism of the married boysmut is going to be completely swallowed up by the embryo juggling I've got going on in the other plotline. HEE. :)

[callie-chan.livejournal.com]

I am required to pimp little_details for all strange writing questions. :3

[openmydoors.livejournal.com]

I can't help but wonder: There is a ring on Jared's finger. On his RING FINGER. And we can't see Jensen's hands... So let us just assume then, that the ring on Jared's finger is Jensen's.

*gigglesnort*

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's usually my last resort just to make sure I've covered my bases. :)

[chelseafrew.livejournal.com]

I can't direct you to any sites you can't find yourself by Googling "paraplegic" + "sex," but I can tell you how happy I am that you are writing a story keeping Luke in the chair. I am contemplating one of those myself, though I am trying to decide if I would be writing it for anyone other than me. *G*

That photo of Jensen & Jared is so so cute. I have seen it all over my flist today and not one of those times has it ceased to make me smile.

[sabra-n.livejournal.com]

minisinoo has been writing stories with a paralyzed Cedric Diggory that includes sex scenes. She may be able to point you to good sources on this stuff.

-blue

[sizequeen.livejournal.com]

Well, from what I understand, quad sex tends to be a somewhat mental experience. Obviously, the focus isn't on orgasm, and without a particular goal, the sex becomes a...diffused experience. Penetration becomes less of a big deal, and touching and oral sex become more important.

For the quad person, the sex becomes about the sensation they *can* experience and the other person's orgams. For some quad people, they learn to focus on the above-the waist sensations and even experience orgasm, though, the man rarely ejaculates or acheieves a full erection.

[sizequeen.livejournal.com]

I don't think Cedric is paralyzed though; he's just wheel-chair bound.

[sabra-n.livejournal.com]

My mistake, then; I haven't looked at Finding Himself in a long while.

-blue

LOLboys

[brigidsblest.livejournal.com]

I saw this pic of the boys on another friend's journal, hilariously macro'd. Let's see if I can find the link.

Ah, yes. Here: http://hanncoll.livejournal.com/797208.html

[minim_calibre]

I think about three years ago, I had a whole entry on paraplegic sex with helpful information in the comments. (Probably closer to 3.5.) I'll see if I can dig it up.

(Bless you, comics fandom, for teaching me so much stuff I never knew I needed to know until I needed to know it to write smut.)

I can tell you off the top of my head that my friend Jen's dad has been a paraplegic since before she was conceived.

[minim_calibre]

Well, hell. That was back when I had totally random subject lines that made sense at the time.

I found the follow up, with links.

http://minim-calibre.livejournal.com/288014.html

[ephemerall.livejournal.com]

your ficlet leaves me in a happy place.

ILU BABY.

[trinity_clare]

Everything I know about paralyzed sex I learned from Friday Night Lights, so I'm no help there. D: The ficlet is awesome, though.

[havenward.livejournal.com]

I love your brain. Fantastic drabble :)